" suspends "

 [ "Suspend-on" ]

1: A strap-on with built in suspenders for added support and control.

  * e.g.,  ... "Shirley's strap on was killing her lower back, so for Valentine's Day I got her a Suspend-on" 

 [ "Suspended" ]

1: The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck! 

 [ "suspenders" ]

1: the best addition to any outfit

  * e.g.,  ... everyone wears suspenders 

 [ "suspenders" ]

2: great on any guy, not so great on chix cuz they have to either smush or go around the boobs

  * e.g.,  ... if you watched "gone in 60 seconds," sphinx, memphis' friend wore them, and he was kick ass 

 [ "Suspended" ]

1: Being but out of school for a certain amout of days by the AP. Suspension can be iss or oss. In school suspension or out of school. They can go from 1 day to 10. It varys based on what you did.

  * e.g.,  ... Me: Damnit i got suspended. 

 [ "Suspenders" ]

1: The straps hanging from a suspender belt that hold up a girl's stockings. More commonly used term in England. There are usually 2, 4, or 6 suspenders with 4 and 6 being the most common.

  * e.g.,  ... I saw a girl trying on shoes the other day and got a fantastic view up her skirt. My cock got an instant hard on when I saw she was wearing stockings and suspenders. 

 [ "suspended" ]

1: (v.)

  * e.g.,  ... Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!" 

 [ "suspended" ]

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 [ "suspended" ]

3: etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"

 [ "suspended" ]

4: ----------

 [ "suspended" ]

5: the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time

 [ "Suspend" ]

1: to be in a state of detatchment; not touching anything.

  * e.g.,  ... "man, i wish i could just suspend." 

 [ "Suspenders" ]

1: Steve Urcle. The nerd style. The most popular things on the planet!

  * e.g.,  ... That nerd was wearing those popular suspenders! 

 [ "suspenders" ]

1: When a girls tits are laying out and too much cleavage is exposed

  * e.g.,  ... person: Hey Rebecca! you need some suspenders! 

 [ "suspenders" ]

1: An excuse that nerds have been using for years to explain why they are unable to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.

  * e.g.,  ... Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten a blowjob, but it would have been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."