" reader "

 [ "reader" ]

1: An attractive woman who is liked strictly for her looks, but once discovered she can read is elevated to a whole new level of hottness.

  * e.g.,  ... A reader too, what a double threat... 

 [ "reader" ]

1: Someone who has read the books of a popular movie or TV series. These people will generally laud it over "watchers" with comments like "I knew that was going to happen" or "it was way better in the book" or "If you think this is good, you should read the books" They can generally be spotted as being the ones pulling out their camera phones to record "reaction videos" at a crucial moment during a critical episode of a movie or TV episode (a la the Game of Thrones 'Red Wedding' reaction video phenom) -- thus generally giving away to the "lesser people" that shit is about to get hectic. Don't be that guy.

  * e.g.,  ... How can you tell if someone is a reader? DON'T WORRY, THEY'LL TELL YOU. 

 [ "Reader" ]

1: The person who is reading this definition

  * e.g.,  ... Hello reader! 

 [ "READERS" ]

1: some police funded assholes walking around your town, spying on text messages through electronic reading devices.

  * e.g.,  ... you can spot readers by seeing a random guy (or gal) walking around town with a cell phone or handheld device and they stop in the middle of their walk and wave their electronic device in the air like they lost a signal or something----this happens when they are reading a person who is onto them and has the insight to take out their battery. 

 [ "Reader." ]

1: A sick individual. Killed my mom. I always knew he was the real deal, but his internet antics made me think he was all fun and games. I thought he was COOL

  * e.g.,  ... Reader. has been all over the web. He goes by several different names and has been banned from every board he posts at. 

 [ "The Reader" ]

1: An amazing movie with Kate Winslet that is about sexual tension. Set during The Holocaust.

  * e.g.,  ... I just watched The Reader and I cried so much! It was so sad! 

 [ "readered" ]

1: when your friend, best friend or close mate starts going out with your ex-girlfriend

  * e.g.,  ... person1: yeah hes going out with my ex person2: oh shit you've just been readered 

 [ "A reader" ]

1: When you find a movie on Netflix with an English title, but it ends up being in Spanish!

  * e.g.,  ... I thought I found a movie on Netflix we haven’t seen..then I figured out why..it’s a reader!! (Because you have to read the captions to know what they’re saying.) 

 [ "x reader" ]

1: A type of fanfiction where the reader is the protagonist.

  * e.g.,  ... I found out about a ' Len Kagamine x Reader ' on DeviantArt! It was adorable! Yesterday my friend showed me a ' X Reader ' ... It was cool. I started to read a Cryaotic X Reader. It has more than 700+ pages. I'm never gonna end it.. 

 [ "x reader" ]

2: Most of the time involves romance between the reader and the other characters of the story.

 [ "x reader" ]

3: The other characters are often anime characters , vocaloid or any sort of character that people are interested in. They're mostly for female readers, but some of them are for male readers, or just for both. They could be normal x readers, so they don't involve any sex, or nudity; lemon so they involve complete sex ; lime meaning that they involve light sex; fluffy so they involve incredibly cute relationship, without sex. Just hugs, kisses or whatever you think it's cute in a relationship. They sometimes involve suicidal themes, depression, death and such. But if there is something like this.. they say it in the title. There is a really, really, really small amount of x readers where there isn't love. Just friendship. You can find them mostly on Quotev, DeviantArt , ArchiveOfOurOwn , Wattpad and other fanfiction websites.

 [ "Manga Readers" ]

1: Bitches who never know how to shut the fuck up.

  * e.g.,  ... Manga reader: hey you’re an anime only?