" cleric "

 [ "cleric" ]

1:  In religion, a generic term for a religious leader; does not imply a specific religion or rank.

  * e.g.,  ... People employ clerics to practice their religion for them so they won't have to practice their religion themselves. 

 [ "cleric" ]

2:  In business, a clerk; one who handles documents and filing systems.

 [ "cleric" ]

3:  In Roll Playing Gaming, aka RPG, a magic-practicing priest; generally a healer, but this may vary according to alignment.

 [ "cleric" ]

1: a holy priest specializing in healing magic and wards against the undead - devoted to helping others

  * e.g.,  ... that cleric just ressurected zaven 

 [ "Clericalism" ]

1: (n.) Unrestrained and duplicitous homosexual activity.

  * e.g.,  ... "Sexual abuse is not about sex, it is about 'clericalism'." - Cardinal Blase Cupich "Saying that 'No' to abuse means an emphatic ‘No’ to all forms of clericalism.” - Pope Francis Cardinal Theodore McCarrick liked to 'clerical' seminarians at his beach house on the Jersey Shore. 

 [ "Cleric" ]

1: Another way to say time for clam blaming.

  * e.g.,  ... It's Cleric, my Clam gots dibbs on that turtle! 

 [ "clerical psychologist" ]

1: A term that darkly mocks what clinical psychology has become in this data-heavy, lawsuit-driven world which often values documentation of treatment more than the treatment itself.

  * e.g.,  ... I feel like I should be called a “clerical psychologist” because the time needed to appropriately document the clinical contact, required by the state, can eat up the entire hour, leaving me with no time to interact with the patient! 

 [ "Grammaton Cleric" ]

1: Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana. Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane

  * e.g.,  ... Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds 

 [ "pocket cleric" ]

1: noun. MMORPG jargon for NPC party members brought along for the sole purpose of healing human-controlled characters. Term originated in Dungeons & Dragons Online, where NPC hirelings are purchased from a store, and an icon for their contract appears in the character's inventory (i.e., in your pocket). Double-clicking the icon summons the pocket cleric to join the party, which he will follow like a stupid puppy, all too eager to apply band-aids to reckless berzerkers and click-mad zergers.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, we got totally smeared on Tempest's Spine last night. If you had room in the party, you should have taken a pocket cleric! Yeah, like we want to take a retarded puppy up to fight Sor'jek. At least we might have made it that far, though. 

 [ "cleric of power" ]

1: A reverse term to describe anyone who has limited knowledge of the use of computers, and has an obsession with porn. Clumsy with a short term memory.

  * e.g.,  ... Heh. My friend's a cleric of power, as you would say. 

 [ "Cleric-Phobia" ]

1: One who not only has a phobia he/she is afraid of, nut one who would kill themselves rather than to deal with their phobia.

  * e.g.,  ... Aurophobia: fear of Gold. (Cleric-AuroPhobia: FUCK GOLD!!IM DYING!). Cleric-Phobia 

 [ "Rectile Cleric" ]

1: A small troll-like, highly religious creature which resides in one's Rectum. A Rectile Cleric is highly dangerous once provoked and must be handled with uptmost care. Hail the pox!

  * e.g.,  ... A rectile cleric a day keeps the anal warts away!