" reverend "

 [ "Reverend" ]

1: A force beyond this world that causes misfortures to occur in sporting events.

  * e.g.,  ... "No, SIR why did my boy fumble?"  

 [ "Reverend" ]

1: The most popular deifying title - Reverend which is derived from Latin reverendus. Greeks rendered the word, Augustus - Acts 25:21; 25:25 - by Sebastos, literally reverend.

  * e.g.,  ... "He sent redemption unto His people; He hath commanded His covenant for ever, holy and reverend is His name" Psalm 111: The word, reverend, is found only one time in the entire Bible of the King James Version and then it was attributed to God; and it is derived from the Hebrew word, Yare, which occurs several hundred times in the original Bible.  

 [ "Reverend Insanity" ]

1: A holy scripture written by the fabled prophet Gu Zhen Ren detailing the life of the lord and savior, Fang Yuan aka the Great Love Immortal Venerable. Unfortunately, due to the dastardly manipulation of the CCP, this bible was banned before it finished, leaving many Daoists with a crippling emptiness that will never be fulfilled.

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn bro, you re-reading Reverend Insanity again? It's been like four years." "There is nothing else in this mundane world that can satisfy me. Only RI and benefits matter." 

 [ "Reverend Green" ]

1: n. Common reference to the great soul singer Al Green, whose greatest hit was "Let's Stay Together." It was in the early 1970s that Green san a run of hits that made him not just an R&B star but a pop icon. Since 1976, Green has concentrated on gospel music, recording numerous albums, but only two pop offerings. Since 1979, he has led his Baptist congregation, the Full Gospel Tabernacle, in Memphis, Tenn. For his release in 2007, "Everything’s OK," Green embraces both worlds by releasing a "secular" album under the name The Reverend Al Green.

  * e.g.,  ... "I wanted to put on this album who I am—to 'fess up to it! I'm the Reverend Al Green, and everybody calls me that, from Argentina all the way to the Catskills. So that's who I am." 

 [ "Reverend RAD" ]

1: One Radical Reverend. May have became ordained online. Known to be uniquely humorous and quite good looking. Has been known to do weddings and exorcisms alike.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Reverend Rad conduct that Radical ceremony? Boy I wish I could do that. My fiancé is possessed, can you perform a marriage and exorcism together? SURE! 

 [ "Reverend Putty" ]

1: The old guy from Moral Orel that everyone wants feet pics of. Kind of concerning in all honesty but I don't judge.

  * e.g.,  ... "Reverend Putty is sooooooo hot!" 

 [ "Red Reverend" ]

1: Cutting your wrists while jerking off, and using the blood as lube.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear how Jack died? How? He was jerking off and didn't have any lube so he gave himself a Red Reverend. He bled out before he could finish. Damn 

 [ "reverend killjoy" ]

1: A dull and serious person with a limited sense of humour who always spoils jokes or light conversation by pointing out any flaw or exception

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "Damn chip packets only fill up halfway it's so unfair" 

 [ "reverend decay" ]

1: Noun: A psychological affliction that generally affects young males usually beginning onset in the late teen years to the early twenties. The diagnosis is usually chronic and degenerative resulting in eventual end diagnosis of complete fagdom. Chief among presenting symptoms in early stages are the following: Moodiness, bleak outlook, neo-goth persona, self mutilation and pain infliciton, stemming from a severe prediliction to body image issues, reversed negative religious leanings and sexual ambiguity, fixation on underage girls and chronic lateness. Studies have shown one unifying experience common among all those suffering from 'the reverend decay'. Sufferers have all reported early childhood sexual experiences with elder clergy and the strong identification with an overwhelming sense of pleasure and enjoyment. Many report willingly seeking out diverse and numerous priests, pastors, and reverends for ever more "adventurous" acts of voluntary molestations from a young age well into adulthood, thus inducing the multitude of self injurious attitudes and activities. This deep seated self-hate usually leads suffers to closeted lives of denial of their true transgendered selves and the pursuit of ever increasingly destructive relationships. no cure is known.

  * e.g.,  ... "it was only a few years after the molesting that we saw the first signs of little Fraley developing the reverend decay.? 

 [ "Reverend Buttfuck" ]

1: A priest who is a homosexual. A priest who seems like a homosexual. A priest who participates in sexual acts with other men. A term made famous by Brain Kinney off Queer as Folk. Someone who seems very holy, but still fucks other men.

  * e.g.,  ... " I swear today we're getting lectured by Reverend Buttfuck today about how to have safe sex with another man." The boys who are saying this assume that the priest is a homosexual."