" pastor "

 [ "pastor" ]

1: tasty marinated pork meat placed deliciously on a burrito

  * e.g.,  ... I'd like one of those tasty burritos al pastor, please. And a margarita. 

 [ "pastor" ]

1: Person who legally steals desperate people's money, and will strangely go to heaven.

  * e.g.,  ... Look, the pastor bought an Escalade 

 [ "pastor" ]

2: Also see thief

 [ "Pastor" ]

1: Protestant religious ministers are often called pastors. A pastor is a man (or a woman) that leads a congregation of believers and has the power to bless and administer the Holy Eucharist, among several other jobs. A pastor is the Protestant equivilent of Roman Catholic priest.

  * e.g.,  ... Our pastor studied at Gettysburg Lutheran Seminary.  

 [ "Pastor" ]

1: a Pastor is someone who preaches the Gospel, the word Pastor also mean shepherd because the people he teach are compared to sheep in the Bible.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy1: Hey did you go to that church conference? Guy2: Yeah, I actually saw my Pastor Guy1: that's awesome 

 [ "Pastorized" ]

1: When you or someone you know has been touched inappropriately by a pastor.

  * e.g.,  ... That poor boy has been pastorized 

 [ "Pastor" ]

1: Pass-tor (n) middle english 1) an ignorant sonofabitch with a Bass boat; 2) a letch who gropes the loins and lucious breasts of Sunday school girls; 3) a man of god who doesn't file income tax returns; and 4) all of the above.

  * e.g.,  ... The new pastor porked all the deacon's daughters. 

 [ "pastoral" ]

1: the awkard moments following a blowjob when you are not sure wether or not to kiss her as she just blew you

  * e.g.,  ... the pastoral seemed endless , then she left 

 [ "Pastorism" ]

1: A group of body lead by a 'pastor' who might not really obey the traditional and biblical teachings of religious texts or any religion they identify with. In which the rules and teachings are from the 'pastor' instead of religious texts.

  * e.g.,  ... That's a common occurrence of pastorism, because they make up their own rules and teachings instead of basing it on the bible. 

 [ "Pastorize" ]

1: The act of molestation upon a minor, as performed by a pastor. Pastorize, pastorized, pastorization.

  * e.g.,  ... I am going to pastorize this choir by. 

 [ "Pastor" ]

1: Pastor is wonderful, funny, intelligent, sweet, and sexy. His intellect is beyond human comprehension. He is also an undercover ninja trained in the arts of taijutsu, ninjutsu, Genjutsu, Fūinjutsu, Senjutsu, and he also has multiple Kekkei genkai abilities and multiple Dōjutsus. He is known as the most powerful ninja to ever walk on this earth.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! That must be a Pastor