" vicar "

 [ "vicar" ]

1: a minister in the anglican church

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend's dad is a vicar. 

 [ "vicar" ]

1: A person who attends a lot of christenings of a sexual nature.

  * e.g.,  ... I christened her car last night I'm am the vicar 

 [ "vicarity" ]

1: that which is experienced vicariously.

  * e.g.,  ... I don't even have to leave the house anymore. I get my vicarity on the Internet. 

 [ "Vicars" ]

1: Substitute word people use when explaining a situation where you really did something dumb.

  * e.g.,  ... CJ: I can't believe you pulled a vicars last night. 

 [ "vicar’s portion" ]

1: A vicar’s portion is a very small cup of tea one would serve to a vicar to ensure a fleeting visit.

  * e.g.,  ... “insert name of friend you dislike popped by the other day for tea - I gave him a vicar’s portion of course” 

 [ "throttle the vicar" ]

1: To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.” “Did she catch you in the act.” “Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.” “Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.” 

 [ "sing to the vicar" ]

1: engage in a sex act usually between two men, which usually involves rectal penetration by the partner's penis,or tongue(the latter more commonly termed "rimming")though broadly any sex act which involves two, or more individuals in some form of anal manipulation would be loosely correct usage; as will many of these terms there are no hard-and-fast rules governing usage

  * e.g.,  ... Roman was very much wished to sing to the vicar with his new friend Edgar, though he was not sure yet that they would be using the same hymn sheet 

 [ "spitting vicar" ]

1: euphemisim for penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar". 

 [ "throttle the vicar" ]

1: To whack off with both hands at once, as though furiously and purposefully strangling an authority figure who had it coming.

  * e.g.,  ... “Hey Wilmer, I was bingewatching some old school Pamela Anderson before my mom walked in my room.” “Did she catch you in the act.” “Yeah I was fixing to throttle the vicar pretty good, he was just about to confess.” “Sounds like you almost punched your way into heaven, maybe next time your mom will knock.” 

 [ "vicars trousers" ]

1: Lesbisch women sometimes falls over these due to the high levels of starch in present day society.

  * e.g.,  ... The Lesbisch tripped over my vicars trousers and went forth to Camalot