" evade "

 [ "evade" ]

1: To resist, or prolong arrest, by giving chase

  * e.g.,  ... O.J. Simpson murdered his wife then evaded the police 

 [ "Evade" ]

1: Along with Sprint, Evade is the only non-n00bish loadout on Halo: Reach. Much of xbox Live agrees that if a person is using sprint or evade instead of something gay like armor lock, they do not deserve to be tea bagged

  * e.g.,  ... Teammate- Haha that kid missed me with the sword, i'm tea bagging his ass 

 [ "Evades" ]

1: A game played by someone whos a extreme homosexual

  * e.g.,  ... You play Evades gay boy 

 [ "ban evade" ]

1: Using an alternate account/changing your IP address to simply, play/do whatever you did before.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: haha i hack in block game 

 [ "Tax evader" ]

1: Ludwig ahgren the twitch streamer

  * e.g.,  ... Hey did you hear that twitch streamer didnt pay taxes? Oh yeah that Ludwig ahgren guy is a tax evader 

 [ "Work Evader" ]

1: Someone who tries everything they can to get out of doing work. A person, when asked to so something they say there on there way to go help someone sand floors or some other non related task.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at that lazy fuck, he's such a fucking work evader ! ! ! 

 [ "Work Evader" ]

2: A lazy person that acts super busy when someone is looking at them.

 [ "tax evader" ]

1: Pure criminal scum who evade their taxes.

  * e.g.,  ... "If you find out someone is a tax evader, it's your duty to end their life" 

 [ "side bitch evade" ]

1: The Holy Act of rendering yourself invisible to your side bitch. By flawless means of taking the stance.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bro i was with my girl when my side bitch slid out of forever 21, I hit that side bitch evade and she couldnt even smell me" 

 [ "side bitch evade" ]

2: See lean and cuisines video on YouTube for steps. May be used to evade side niggas.

 [ "Grass Evader" ]

1: Someone who actively stays indoors all day like the sunlight will magically increase in heat and burn them to a f*cking crisp, usually playing videogames and getting 0-averylowamount of bitches

  * e.g.,  ... Gamer #1:oh my god you're so bad at this game go outside and stop being a grass evader 

 [ "Drop Evade" ]

1: To kill a enemy in a match or game and then quickly leaving the game or match right after you killed them

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Kills Person 2 Person 2: Dang he got me good