" shirks "

 [ "shirk" ]

1: to fold, flake out, not get the job dunn

  * e.g.,  ... steve didn't show @ practice today, he totally shirked! 

 [ "Shirking" ]

1: When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".

  * e.g.,  ... Bass player: where's the singer? Guitarist: What a shirking bastard! 

 [ "Shirk" ]

1: verb- To shirk, shirking, shirked To borrow or bum an item with great frequency, instead of just buy one's own. Example, cigarettes. To pawn off one's responsibilities.

  * e.g.,  ...  Shirker- Hey bro, let me shirk a cig of you. Upstanding gentleman of leisure- Fuck no douche, you shirked a whole pack from me last week. Random gentleman- Hey man are you going to take out that trash? Shirker- Naw man, I'll just shirk it off on the fuckin new guys. 

 [ "shirk" ]

1: to skip a lesson

  * e.g.,  ... did you shirk a lesson? 

 [ "shirking" ]

1: avoid or neglect (a duty or responsibility):

  * e.g.,  ... she is neither shirking nor lying 

 [ "shirking" ]

2: no object, usually with negative (shirk from) be unwilling to do (something difficult):

 [ "shirk" ]

1: to worship something other than the most high.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that brother on some shirk stuff man stay away from him. 

 [ "Shirk" ]

1: Smells like shit: Takes it up the ass: Has sex with any type of deer after they have been dead for a week. Has only one tooth:

  * e.g.,  ... A shirk is a person Running with a dirt trail behind and kills deer with a coat hanger, and then leaves deer in ditch for a week then rapes its body. Ouch i shirked my knee up. Damn he got shirked up. Damn that dude smells like shirk 

 [ "shirk" ]

1: Sarcastic way of saying "sure" or "no".

  * e.g.,  ... (1)My boss asked to come to work on my day off. And i was like, SHIRK! 

 [ "Shirk" ]

1: To Shit and jerk off at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... I cant wait to get home, I've got dvd's and a good shirk waiting. 

 [ "Shirking" ]

1: The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

  * e.g.,  ... "You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?" "Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."