" mooches "

 [ "mooches" ]

1: Similar to mooching but the act of mooching is not currently taking place but is expected to resume

  * e.g.,  ... Ivan mooches cigarets from me whever im around him I dont want to say no but I cant say yes 

 [ "mooch" ]

1: Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back.

  * e.g.,  ... Matt is the biggest MOOCH ive ever seen 

 [ "Mooched" ]

1: Being fired at a job less than two weeks after starting.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, I thought you just started working at a Fast Food Restaurant what happened?" 

 [ "mooch" ]

1: Someone who takes and takes but never gives. They could take food, money or anything that you give them but never give you anything in return.

  * e.g.,  ... Aaron is such a moocher. He keeps asking me for money and never drops a penny! 

 [ "Mooch" ]

1: noun: mooch; plural noun: mooches A Mooch is a specific unit of measurement denoting ten (10) days of employment. The word is a Eponymously named after Anthony Scaramucci who was employed as the White House Communications Director in the U.S. President Trump administration for ten (10) days.

  * e.g.,  ... "I've been at my new place of employment for one mooch and I can tell that it is going to work out just fine!" "Carl certainly has his life together. He's been employed at a Whitley Penn for over 180 mooches." "I've been trying to suck my own cock for the past mooch; however, I haven't even managed to get just the tip." 

 [ "mooch" ]

1: A scab or freeloader who comes to your house uninvited and overstays his welcome (For more than about 3 days) and proceeds to eat all your food, stink up your bathroom, take all your drugs and just generally leech all the blood from your body during their stay.

  * e.g.,  ... "Don't let John in again, he is the biggest moocher."  

 [ "mooching" ]

1: The act of taking advantage of another person.

  * e.g.,  ... John is always mooching money off of me. 

 [ "mooching" ]

2: Also known as leaching..

 [ "mooching" ]

1: A person who is lazy, and not doing anything at the present time

  * e.g.,  ... I'm just mooching about! 

 [ "the mooche" ]

1: Noun:

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey did you get anywhere with that thing you're working on?" 

 [ "the mooche" ]

2:  A period of time (usually one day but possibly spreading to several consecutive days) where absolute fuck all is achieved. Conditions must include waking up in the afternoon, and only leaving the house if a)you would otherwise die or b) indoors gets intolerably boring.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude no, nothing got done I've been in the mooche for 3 maybe 4 days... I dunno it all blurs together." (this example is often consequential of an awesome party) 

 [ "the mooche" ]

3: note:Takes it's name from the Duke Ellington song "The Mooche" for it's extreme lazy trudging feeling.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ah man that was a solid week! I'm going on the mooche - see you in a few days." (this example is a luxury of choice for students with long enough holidays to do so) 

 [ "Mooch" ]

1: An extremely short midget that typically never does her work (and instead gets others to do it for her) and can’t think.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey look, that mooch’s height is under 9000 (and shrinking)!