" wanders "

 [ "The Wanders" ]

1: Imagine this senario:

  * e.g.,  ... Sandy: What are you looking for Bella?  

 [ "The Wanders" ]

2: You assertively walk into another room, you are focused, you have a purpose. People stop and stare because they can see you are not taking silver; small animals scurry with fervour away from your approaching footsteps; the clock ticks one last time....

  * e.g.,  ... Bella: Huh?  

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3: You enter the room, you have reached your destination, the treasure is almost within your grasp; you can almost taste it, you want it oh so bad.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandy: Fair enough  

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4: But then...

  * e.g.,  ... Bella: Sorry boganface, just got the wanders  

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5: You have absolutely no idea what you were looking for or why you got off of your hot arse in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... Sandy: It happens; maybe if you smoke a few Jades you will remember what the fuck you were looking for  

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6: You retrace your steps; try ever so hard to remember what you were even doing, and just keep drawing blanks.

  * e.g.,  ... Bella: Nah, i got it now; have you seen my lilac dolphin dildo?  

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7: You have just experienced 'The Wanders'

  * e.g.,  ... Sandy: Ummm... yeah, Im keeping it warm for you  

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1: A person who travels aimlessly; a travler

  * e.g.,  ... He is a longtime seaman, a rootless wanderer 

 [ "wanderful" ]

1: Experiences of delight and pleasure that result from fulfilling strong desires to travel

  * e.g.,  ... “Johnny never feels more wanderful than when he’s in the middle of a long-planned road trip to a new destination.” 

 [ "wandering" ]

1: walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... friend: "where you going?" 

 [ "wanderful" ]

1: adjective to describe a person who randomly roams, wanders, meanders, rambles, stumbles, or strays in a fulltime mode. Can also be used to describe the mind. Useful in decribing one with attention deficit tendencies.

  * e.g.,  ... Abra's wanderful personality has resulted in a number of missed appointments and delayed completion of the tasks at hand. 

 [ "Wanderism" ]

1: A saying by TTPG board member wander that uses incorrect grammar and sentence structure a statement that only makes sense to wander. A statement or sentence that is funny because of how retarded it sounds.

  * e.g.,  ... Wanderism "I will tell you what the problem. 

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1: «All that is gold does not glitter,

  * e.g.,  ... Wanderer. 

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2: Not all those who wander are lost;

  * e.g.,  ... To be lost. To be found. 

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3: The old that is strong does not wither,

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4: Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken,

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5: A light from the shadows shall spring;

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6: Renewed shall be blade that was broken,

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7: The crownless again shall be king.»

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8: — J.R.R Tolkien

 [ "wandering" ]

1: When not smashed, but baked to some extent you have the incredble urge to go wandering and steal candy from 7-11 for your munchdown and walk for a long discussing topics of our modern world.

  * e.g.,  ... ben: I snagged a couple creme eggs and a mars, you? *laughs* 

 [ "wanderer" ]

1:  n.- Someone who is friends with people from every social clique at school and does not belong to a certain clique. Not a wannabe

  * e.g.,  ... EX 1: Kaley is a wanderer. She hangs out with the popular kids, the normal kids, the emo kids, the dork kids--everyone. I'm serious! 

 [ "wanderer" ]

2:  n.- Someone who is searching for a group of people to fit in to at school.

  * e.g.,  ... EX 2: Brian is such a wanderer! He needs to make some friends!! 

 [ "wander" ]

1: Main Entry: wan·der

  * e.g.,  ... "I'll let my mind wander about who gets to stick it in my vagina today" 

 [ "wander" ]

2: Pronunciation: 'wän-d&r

  * e.g.,  ... "My mind is wandering sexual thoughts of a girl named Candice, to bad she doesn't date guy's with vaginas" 

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3: Function: verb

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4: Inflected Form(s): wan·dered; wan·der·ing /-d(&ring/

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5: Etymology: Middle English wandren, from Old English wandrian; akin to Middle High German wandern to wander, Old English windan to wind, twist

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6: intransitive verb

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7: 1 a : to move about without a fixed course, aim, or goal b : to go idly about : RAMBLE

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8: 2 : to follow a winding course : MEANDER

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9: 3 a : to go astray (as from a course)

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10: 4 : usually used by fucking fags named Tyler who have Vaginas