" offends "

 [ "Offended" ]

1: The WORST Encyclopedia Dramatica page. Ever. Period. End of discussion.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I went to Encyclopedia Dramatica last night and saw the Offended page. I don't think I can eat ever again... 

 [ "Offendicitis" ]

1: The Disease of taking offense for anything and everything told

  * e.g.,  ... My friend has an acute case of offendicitis. He even takes offense at this entry. 

 [ "Offended" ]

1: An annoying trend among basic middle aged woman. Often used without knowing why.

  * e.g.,  ... Zack West was so offended that he was offended about being offended. 

 [ "offended" ]

1: Strong indicator that you are dealing with an idiot. Pathetic people often use "I am offended" to gain power over others in conversations; with the intent that the other person will cower to them in order to make them feel not offended. However, the correct response to "offended" people is to thank them for confirming that they are an idiot, and move on.

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I am offended by that remark. 

 [ "offended" ]

1: most awful page on encyoclopedia dramatica. 'nuff said.

  * e.g.,  ... Just sickening and wrong. Worse than actual ofennding or being offended 

 [ "offended" ]

1: To be offended. An evil state of mind that causes censorship, kills freedom of speech, destroys urban dictionary definitions (via the remove button), and ruins video games as well as many other things.

  * e.g.,  ... People who are able to by "offended" by anything are the worst people on earth. Keep an open mind about things and live and let live. Don't ruin things for other people just because you can't take it. Not everything is pleasent in this world and if you can't take it then you need to grow up. 

 [ "Offended" ]

1: The bonus boss of the Internet. If you've defeated the Pain series page on Encyclopedia Dramatica, this next one is for you!!

  * e.g.,  ... I have conquered the Offended page several times now! Prove you're badass too, go there now! 

 [ "Offended" ]

1: Spoiler alert to anyone that hasn't been on the page yet:

  * e.g.,  ... I was just on a page about Asperger's and saw a disclaimer at the top of the page telling me if I was offended to click on the word and slowly scroll down. It was like 11:00 PM at night when I first saw this page today.......Sleeping is for the weak anyways. 

 [ "Offended" ]

2: A rather "interesting" page on Encyclopedia Dramatica that starts off pretty innocent, but takes a dark turn pretty quickly, with pictures ranging from harlequin babies to gory dead bodies to freaky bugs, and at the end a classic picture of George Bush. Once you've scrolled down to the bottom of the page, you see a certificate qualifying you to live in the United States. Hooray! :D Honestly, since i'm a screwed up individual, I didn't really mind seeing the content this page has, except for those GODDAMN BUGS! UGH!

 [ "Offended" ]

1:  A page on ED to show your elderly grandmother. The state in which everyone seems to be in.

  * e.g.,  ...  Hey Grandma, come look at this webpage, Offended! I was offended. 

 [ "the offender" ]

1: A custom burger at Wendy's, that contains:

  * e.g.,  ... 'Yo dude, let's go to Wendy's, I'm craving the Offender.' 

 [ "the offender" ]

2: a hamburger patty,

 [ "the offender" ]

3: a chicken breast,

 [ "the offender" ]

4: bacon,

 [ "the offender" ]

5: cheese

 [ "the offender" ]

6: and then go nuts.

 [ "the offender" ]

7: The ultimate vegan offender!