" constitutional "

 [ "constitutional" ]

1: Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

  * e.g.,  ... Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional. 

 [ "constitutional" ]

1: bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

  * e.g.,  ... Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional. 

 [ "ConsTITution" ]

1: A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

  * e.g.,  ... She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts. 

 [ "The Constitution" ]

1: A magical document that always agrees with you.

  * e.g.,  ... You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so! 

 [ "Constitution" ]

1: 1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.

  * e.g.,  ... The Constitution WAS an important document in American history. 

 [ "Constitution" ]

2: 2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

 [ "constitution" ]

1: Once the writen law of the United States, now it's just spare toilet paper for the White House.

  * e.g.,  ... Bit by bit, the Constitution is being turned into a useless piece of paper. 

 [ "Constitution" ]

1: *A person's build.

  * e.g.,  ... "The US Constitution is not only vital, but sacred as well." 

 [ "Constitution" ]

2: *A thing's appearance.

  * e.g.,  ... -me 

 [ "Constitution" ]

3: *A nation's VITAL document regarding how it works, and, for example, what freedoms the people are allowed.

 [ "constitution" ]

1: Was last seen burning in George Bush's fireplace

  * e.g.,  ... makes great smores that smell like freedom! 

 [ "Constitution" ]

1: A once important document that replaced the Bush administration's dry biscuit in a wild and animalistic struggle for victory and stature for reasons unknown to the average American who is slowly learning to take freedom more seriously and not for granted while poor George, who couldn't get it up quick enough (unlike his predecessor), can't have desert until he eats his din din..

  * e.g.,  ... Poor George.. can't stomach his own porridge, but the constitution tastes grrrrrrrrrREAT!!!. 

 [ "constitution" ]

1: The greatest form of writing to ever exist. It is the only true thing that shows how much freedom we're supposed to be having in the USA. However, dumbasses like George W. Bush have never even looked at it and conservatives think they can change it around to meet their own selfish needs and beliefs.

  * e.g.,  ... Too bad our president isn't doing things that are said in the Constitution.