" inherent "

 [ "inherent" ]

1: It is used to refer to something that exists to something else as an essential constituent.

  * e.g.,  ... The frog is alive and respiration is inherent to that fact. 

 [ "inher" ]

1: involuntary hermit

  * e.g.,  ... I've become an inher thanks to covid. 

 [ "inherent-evolution" ]

1: {evolutional attributes} noun is a philosophy which maintains that, the distinctive instincts and traits or properties found within all species in the state of nature. Which are necessary and essential for a species survival. In that it is but these properties and not their actual physical form which are subject to a progressive and consistent evolutional process relevant with all species.

  * e.g.,  ... A Primates natural ability to adapt to its natural environment in order to survive is inherent-evolution. 

 [ "inherent-property" ]

1: adjective inherent-property, refers to certain natural instincts or traits existing in something such as mammals and animals, in the state of nature. Such as the natural instinct of animals and mammals in nature marking the boundaries of there territory or domain.

  * e.g.,  ... It is a Lions inherent-property to mark the boundaries of his territory or domain. 

 [ "Inherent Powers" ]

1: Powers delegated to the National Government because it is the government of a sovereign state within the world community.

  * e.g.,  ... The concept of inherent powers depends on a distinction between powers that are explicitly spelled out in the Constitution or in statutes, and those that a government, or an individual officer of government, possesses implicitly, whether owing to the nature of sovereignty or to a permissive interpretation of the language of the Constitution. 

 [ "Inherent construct" ]

1: Words you throw around to confuse people, when you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Usually accompanied by phrases like: 'The harsh reality' and 'To contextualise' depending on the level of confusion to be instilled.

  * e.g.,  ... The harsh reality is that the inherent construct of thus project is just not defined or understood. We first need to contextualise the relevancy before moving forward. 

 [ "Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy" ]

1: Bah! Doom is here to prove that Athens, early Rome, and all three George W.'s (George Washington, George W Bush, and his father) all had their heads on backwards and their eyes twirled toward non-existant gophers.

  * e.g.,  ... So, in conclusion, Doom is your ROCK 'N' ROLL GANGSTER OVERLORD, AND YOU AIN'T DOIN' NOTHIN' ABOUT IT! 

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2: 1st Fundemental Flaw: People Are Like Monkeys: they're bananas.

  * e.g.,  ... Dr. Doom's Proof of Inherent Flaws in Democracy 

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3:  Minor Elections

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4:  Exactly 5 people in any given general election know who any candidates are other than the presidential candidates.

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5:  Those five people know who other candidates are because they are physically unable to stop watching television, and thus cannot rise and vote anyway.

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6:  And nobody else cares about local politics.

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7:  Yet local elections still take a fair turnout. Why? Imagine you walk into a room expecting to eat a hot dog. And so you do. But after eating the hot dog, you turn to find the door locked. You look around and find the room completely white, and so unremarkable that you immediately collapse into explosive boredom, prepared to go insane from sensory deprivation. But wait. There is something you can do. Somebody has left you two check boxes and a pencil. Could be fun to check one of them. OOh! That was fun! Let's do it again! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check! Check!

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8: And that's all the thought that goes into voting for a minor office.

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9:  Now that we're in a childish fantasy world of escaping madness by checking boxes, let's look at the things in the boxes. There are two methods: pick your favorite color, or go with the funniest sounding words. Think about it. Wouldn't you rather vote for Aquamarine Freznit Kerblinkipot!!!! than Bill Gray...

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10: Major Elections

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11:  A person's choice in a major election is determined solely by:

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12: whether the person prefers eating deer, or petting deer. or "I'll change my opinion if either of you offers me a cheap Chevy Suburban."

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13: This is vastly different than Doom's preference of hooking cybernetic warmachines and maybe a vampire to a deer.

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14: Flaw # Why elections don't matter anyway.

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15: Say Congressman A is elected to represent party B, which opposes party C.

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16:  Congressman A does all he can to meet the interest of those corporations (and individuals, if you really believe that) that he can in party B.

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17:  Congressman A can't do too much, because congressman D, who represents party C, has devised a system in which every action Congressman A attempts is, instead of being debated in congress, thrown to the judicial or executive houses, which party C controlls. And thus you might as well have elected congressman D, so something at least can pass.

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18:  But even if you'd have voted for Mr. D, your vote would have been lost in the shady bowels of a voting machine manufactured by members of party B.

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19:  And in the event of significant political pressure, Mr. A will be more than happy at any rate to call himself a "moderate" and swing over to party C for moral reasons.

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20: The Amazing, Spectacular Alternative of Dictatorship!

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21:  So you don't care who gets elected locally? Neither does Doom! Anybody can represent my explicit, iron will when I threaten their life!

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22:  Your political inclination may be shallowly motivated, but Doom has all sorts of good reasons why I should rule every aspect of your lives! And mine is the opinion that counts!

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23:  No congressmen will waste time bickering when Doom gives an order! You'll build that giant statue of me on your house's roof, or I'm injecting flesh eating robots under your skin, locking you inside your house, burning it down, and then building a statue of me on your roof. See, no tricky political loopholes there!

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24:  Political appearance. Imagine your average political debate on TV or your average senate meeting or what have you. Nothing but old people in suits arguing with each other. Now imagine Doom there. Doom is wearing high tech power armor and a cape, ranting in third person, and shooting lasers at whoever dares to disagree with the majesty that is Doom. Doesn't that make for more entertaining politics?

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25: But wait, there's more!

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26: Why settle for mere Dictatorship when you can get a Totalitarian, Oppressive, Militaristic Regime lead by a Dictator for the same price, that is, your total and unwavering obediance!

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27: "But what's so good about a Totalitarian, Oppressive, Militaristic Regime lead by a Dictator?" you ask?

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28: What's good is that if you question my authority again, nobody will ever find your body! But let me show you what's good:

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29:  Tired of having to make all those icky and hard decisions? Never again when Doom applies his special remedy, a mandatory nationwide 30 year draft of children 6 years old and up! Never will you have to make a desicion because when you serve in the Doom army, thinking is a death penalty, and we know, oh we know.

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30:  A thief in your house? Stole all your valubles? Worry no more, crimes like these will be no more when Doom takes away all your property and possessions and puts them under control of the government, and if someone did steal from you, you'd best not complain because then we'll know, and if we know, you know no more.

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31:  Tired of waking up to the sound of protest? Just want to kill those stupid, filthy, disgusting hippies? Worry no more, a nationwide death penalty against Liberalism will cure those pro-"free thinking" douchebags.

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32:  Never worry about abortion any more. Obviously, a woman who needs an abortion is a whore. If she wants her fetus killed, the government will assist her by executing her and then the baby will die with her. Either that or we'll turn them both into killer cyborgs and wipe their minds clean so they won't remember their past.

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33:  Education, everyone will get a free education equally. Everyone is subject to brainwashing and mind wiping before they become a killer cyborg in our military. Since we draft everyone from age six and up, they all get a free education in our military.

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34:  Religion, no doubts about it, everyone will have religion as everyone must worship Dr. Doom as a god. When you are brainwashed and mind wiped, you will be programmed to worship Dr. Doom anyway. Are you a die-hard militant Atheist? It does not matter as you will be converted to Doomism anyway whether you like it or not, and you will be programmed to like it.

 [ "InHer Fart" ]

1: When you Fart to get deeper inside her and need to get that extra push.

  * e.g.,  ... Heard she got hurt when he tried to InHer Fart his way to impressing her! She married him immediately after his best performance in the bedroom yet! 

 [ "Inherently" ]

1: A word overused by certain Continuous Improvement managers.

  * e.g.,  ... I inherently don’t mind……. 

 [ "Rewarding someone for something inherent" ]

1: Oh? Is that what causes it? Because Simon Baron-Cohen said it was abuse and neglect. And his field of expertise is personality disorders and YOUR is... What? Alcoholism? Substance abuse? You're a REAL expert in that aren't you?

  * e.g.,  ... Hym "Rewarding someone for something inherent like selecting for fat cock? Nonono not that. Just the 'Lucifarian intellect.' Which literally translates to 'You're more intelligent than me but you won't adopt the axioms of my belief system, therefore, you are bad.' This is just more of you using your degree to MAKE SHIT UP so the you can push the message you want to push. Which is lying. You're lying."