" perches "

 [ "The Perch" ]

1: To have one's chin rest on top of anothers index and middle finger only. The percher must perch the perchee by surprise. Most people are unperchable because they do not like to be touched near the neck and it is quite impressive if someone is perchable. It is against the rules of perching to perch yourself.

  * e.g.,  ... Bar incident: Billy bumps into Johnny accidentally. Johnny, very mad, turns around and gives Billy The Perch. Billy knocks Johnny out. The end.  

 [ "The Perch" ]

2: ****CAUTION!!!!!*****

  * e.g.,  ... Lunchroom incident: Sally and Bobby are eager to take their midday lunch break. They sit at their lunch table to enjoy a little sushi. Sally, thinking it woPeruld be funny, gave Bobby The Perch. Bobby immidiately began choking on his california roll. R.I.P Bobby. 

 [ "The Perch" ]

3: TO GIVE A STRANGER THE PERCH CAN LEAD TO SEVERE PHYSICAL DANGER TO THE PERCHER.

 [ "perching" ]

1: Sitting, while drunk or high, and eating constantly without doing anything else. It is possible to do so sober, but it is exceedingly rare to be sober and perching, for one must abandon dignity to truly perch.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude! Stop perching! You're going to eat that entire f***ing pack of oreos! 

 [ "Perched" ]

1: A gay man standing, sitting, or posing in a cunty or feminine manner

  * e.g.,  ... "Gurl, who is that queen over there perched by the bar" "Child, that's Miss James, she's a legendary kiki" 

 [ "Perch" ]

1: A protruding chin on a female where you can rest your testicles while she is performing fellatio

  * e.g.,  ... Bill: Caitlin gave me a gobby last night 

 [ "Perched" ]

1: Having next level fun/excitement or can reference the perfect level of being drunk.

  * e.g.,  ... I was perched at that concert last night! 

 [ "perching" ]

1: similar to planking but crouching down as an owl would. sitting in a crouch like a catcher in baseball would and placing hands down in between legs.

  * e.g.,  ... The top of the drive thru sign at in-n-out was a great place for a perching pic. I was perching on the ledge of the building before the cops came and arrested me for "disturbing the peace"... tools. 

 [ "Perched" ]

1: The act of getting a fish (specifically a perch) getting shoved up your asshole.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you hear the story of that game warden getting perched by those fisherman? 

 [ "perched" ]

1: When you’re mad chilling in a comfy spot or being completely content at where you are.

  * e.g.,  ... “Come out with us tonight!” 

 [ "perched" ]

2: Usually used in reference to being in a usual spot or watching something like a bird.

  * e.g.,  ... “Nah thats ok man I’m perched.” 

 [ "Perch" ]

1: to hang out in a creepy fashion (ie: in the corner); to observe from afar; a form of voyeurism.

  * e.g.,  ... Man that dude is such a creep, why is he perching in the corner? 

 [ "Perching" ]

1: The act of using more effort to place a piece of trash on top of an already filled garbage can instead of emptying it.

  * e.g.,  ... I was in a hurry so I ended up perching my empty box of pop tarts on the top of the garbage can.