" sofa "

 [ "sofa" ]

1: a seat with cushions and is comfortable usually in the living room

  * e.g.,  ... i sat on a sofa 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: A verb - to lounge on one's sofa

  * e.g.,  ... I'm going home to sofa. 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: (S)it (O)n (F)at (A)ss

  * e.g.,  ... When I used to work in the warehouse I got tired and I liked to SOFA when the boss wasn't around. 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: very much so, a high quantity or amount

  * e.g.,  ... I'm sofa hungry because I haven't eaten all day. 

 [ "sofa" ]

2: From the joke "I am sofa king we todd did," used in situations where cursing is frowned upon (due to children, parents, etc.)

  * e.g.,  ... That 745 is sofa expensive. 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: 18-21 inches of course, but as dumb as a rock. Sofa is as tall as a fucking tree with hair like a sprout. This thing is terrible at video games and always says "no".

  * e.g.,  ... man, that kid is such a sofa 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: Sweater Over Fat Ass.

  * e.g.,  ... The sofa is an accessory worn by big-assed girls. 

 [ "sofa" ]

1: abreviated version of so fucking

  * e.g.,  ... man, my fupa hurts sofa much! 

 [ "Sofa" ]

1: An excellent thing to hide behind while watching Doctor Who.

  * e.g.,  ... Gah, the Weeping Angles freak me out! To the sofa! 

 [ "Sofa" ]

1: Sofa is the name of a person who has beautiful dark eyes and a smile brighter than any sun. Anyone with the name Sofa will love you forever and ever. Hold on to them though, because once you lose them the pain will feel like nothing you've ever felt before. If you meet someone named Sofa, you will probably be faced with a beautiful person who loves to rant about their favorite TV shows and enjoys helping other people. You can never hate a Sofa; their hearts are too pure.

  * e.g.,  ... "See that girl with the radiant smile over there? Her name is probably Sofa." 

 [ "SOFA" ]

1: Significant other, friend, or associate. Non-derogatory term for "fag hag."

  * e.g.,  ... Friday night my SOFA and I are hitting up the club!