" doss "

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1: (noun) An easy task or period of time.

  * e.g.,  ... That class was a doss. 

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2: Possibly derived from doddle.

  * e.g.,  ... He's been dossing all day. 

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3: (verb) To slack off.

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4: (Orig. UK/ Ireland.)

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1: Depending on where in Scotland the term 'Doss' is used, determines what meaning is intended to be conveyed.

  * e.g.,  ... Edinburgh: 

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2: In Edinburgh for example, If Bob was to call his mate Tam a "Doss cunt", he would be using the term as an adjective to mean thick, useless, stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... "git a fuckin haud o yersel ye doss cunt!" 

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3: However,

  * e.g.,  ... Perthshire: 

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4: If the term 'doss' is used in Perthsire, Angus, and the North East, then it is generallt intended to mean...Ace, Fantastic, shit-hot, etc..

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see Liverpool in European Cup last night, that was pure doss!" 

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1: adj. Scots derogatory term. Often prep. of 'cunt' in context of a fucked, stupid and not with it/not awake individual.

  * e.g.,  ... "Tam ya doss cunt get tae fuck" 

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1: When a women gives a man oral sex. Usually very good oral sex.

  * e.g.,  ... ) Ay bitch doss me. 

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1: Scottish term used in place of awesome, brilliant, fantastic or whatever.

  * e.g.,  ... "PMX are fuckin' doss man, ken?" 

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1: From doss-house (homeless shelter); also dosser (filthy homeless guy). Doss = filthy smelly lousy.

  * e.g.,  ... Fuck off ya doss bastid. 

 [ "doss" ]

1: One who is rude, obnoxious, or mean... Synonomous with loss or someone that is acting like an ass. Someone that is being annoying or did something stupid but mean, like a prank.

  * e.g.,  ... You're such a doss! 

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1: To doss is to jerk your little meat flute off to the chilling sounds of your mom and and dad walking down the corridor hopefully away from the bathroom. Also used to make fun of people who don't know what it means. Frig. David Prendergast said this.

  * e.g.,  ... These dossers who tried to explain doss are so busy dossing that they don't know what doss means. Freaking Dossers. David prendergast is a huge dosser, btw. 

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1: The worst possible, most unlucky outcome of an act of chance (like rolling a die or drawing a number), usually due to chronic stupidity.

  * e.g.,  ... DM: Roll for 'directional skills.' 

 [ "Dossed" ]

1: A) Too be as tired as humanly possible whithout being asleep or B) to be fast asleep generally on a bus. - Note pronounciation of Dos expresses how tired you are.

  * e.g.,  ... EG 1: Brice - Hey Kadish are you dossed? 

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2: therefore the louder the doSSEEEEDDD the more tired you are.

  * e.g.,  ... Kadish - No Brice im not dossed no. im DOOSSEEEEEDDDD!!!!! EG 2: (whilst in a World of Warcraft lan) - Hey Kadish we arn't Dossing for 3 days is that okay? - Sure it is.