" dorm "

 [ "dorm" ]

1: a bedroom, living room, and kitchen in a space about the size of most walk-in closets. roommate included free of charge.

  * e.g.,  ... As I like to say, "home sweet hole." 

 [ "dorm" ]

1: your own semi-personal hell hole you live in your freshman year of college with your complete opposite

  * e.g.,  ... My dorm room is a hell hole. 

 [ "dorm" ]

1: a deluxe prison cell used for getting ass

  * e.g.,  ... Let's go back to the dorm and get some ass. 

 [ "dorm" ]

1: A place where parents send their children to have meaningless sex and consume copious amounts of drugs. Also the place I wish to end up after a night of boozing with my homies.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, I'm so drunk! Let's go to the dorm and get some tail. 

 [ "dorm" ]

1: A residence hall at a college or university, commonly residence halls consisting of double rooms with a community bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... It's time to go back to the dorms. 

 [ "dorm" ]

1: The place where I go to have sex with ugly girls.

 [ "dorm" ]

1: A college style jail cell that you'll simply want to get out of, for reasons such as: Ridiculous prices that will probably increase for no reason whatsoever.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: "I'm finally excited to move into a dorm! Freedom at last!" Person 2. "That's what they all say, until you're first month ends. Then your dorm becomes a living hell." 

 [ "dorm" ]

2:  Bathroom that is nasty.

 [ "dorm" ]

3:  Suitemates that will eventually become annoying as hell to deal with.

 [ "dorm" ]

4:  Shit wifi.

 [ "dorm" ]

5:  "Quiet Hours". Yes, this is a thing considering the purpose of college dorms.

 [ "dorm" ]

6:  No privacy. With all of that being said, please do yourself a great favor in both sanity and savings by getting an apartment, with "sane" people. If you prefer to save even a greater chunk and have good grades, then consider commuting.

 [ "dorm" ]

1: a place to "crash" or "hang out man"

  * e.g.,  ... dude im going back to the dorm to crash or hang out man 

 [ "THE Dorm" ]

1: THE Dorm is a place for grown-ups. It is usually an apartment building in a lively part of town, where mostly single, or single divorcees live and really live it up. THE Dorm is an opportunity to re-live your fun party years, but you're not broke and can afford all the luxuries!

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, everyone's meeting at THE Dorm tonight! Karen's got it pimped out with everything one could ever want: video games, keg, beer pong, musical instruments. People just come and go at all times of the day and night, everyone loves hanging out at THE Dorm. 

 [ "dorme" ]

1: a demeanor which constitutes a brainless lack of attention paying- dream/sleep like. being 'dorme' , stupid, blind to obvious shit, or- in some cases- simply a dumb ass. Root word being Italian for SLEEP

  * e.g.,  ... you dorme! fucking wake up dorme!