" garrison "

 [ "garrison" ]

1: He is a sex god. He has an abnormally large penis. Hes not very smart and is looking to go basically no where in life. He is extremely tall and handsome. He has extreme sex appeal and has an extreme jew fro. He is a TOTAL freak in bed. Hes always attracted to brunettes, and is the best guy a girl could ask for. He has a great ass. He's very nice to any of his girlfriends but the crazy things he does endangers them. Never drive with him. Its very unsafe.

  * e.g.,  ... He was definitely a Garrison. 

 [ "garrison" ]

1: a rather posh name decribing the ghettos most notably a jamaican ghetto

  * e.g.,  ... instead of saying "mih come from the ghetto"  

 [ "garrison" ]

1: A person who acts like they get biddies but never does. A person who always wears a forward polo hat, polo shirt, grey zipper-up hoody, jeans, white reebok classics, and jelled bangs. Garrison quote, "Yo dawg, where the biddies?"

  * e.g.,  ... Man, you're such a Garrison. You get no biddies. 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1: A mystical god-like man whose bodily fluids are said to be sweet and succulent. Rumor is consuming a cryogenically frozen pint of garrison semen will allow one to live with immunity.

  * e.g.,  ... Anonymous LPO: hey dude I heard Garrison has that sweet mecos. Anonymous man: I'm going to have to order some but there's a waiting list on amazon as his mecos is a delicacy. 

 [ "The Garrison" ]

1: slang for West Kingston, Jamaica

  * e.g.,  ... Mi come from The Garrison, dun know. 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1: A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.

  * e.g.,  ... God some people can be such idiots.. why would people take bullshit like that? I'd never date a man like that.. and I would never consider him in BED. I need a real man.. Someone like Garrison! 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1: A sex god that can make women moan with erotic pleasure with his huge penis!! then he can make them happy and laugh right after he fucks the shit out of them.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see that guy i had last night? he was a complete Garrison... 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1: Garrison- A serious male who is politically defensive and opinionated.

  * e.g.,  ... A garrison is likely to get pulled over and then arrested for charges not associated with traffic. Did you see that garrison' he totally talked himself into that cop car 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1: A person with great strength. Garrison is very handsome and tall. He is great at any sport he tries. Garrison is the person that all girls want to be with and all guys want to be. ❤️

  * e.g.,  ... Look at him. He's such a Garrison 

 [ "Garrison" ]

1:  A person who loves to giggle and laught ALL OF THE TIME!!!!!!! He tends to be very shy but once you get to know him hes a chatter box. Makes a very good boyfriend. The awesomest person ever! If you ever meet a person named Garrison, you should give him all your cheese and chocolate (THE FOOD THAT YOU EAT AND DIGEST THAT YOU PUT IN CAKE OR ON POTATOS!)... A human named Garrison A Fort used to fight in France during the war in which I do not remember what it is called... A french dude An awesome dude Someone who should never be beaten up A screenwriter Someone you must give money to! 10. A rich dude!

  * e.g.,  ... Wow! That boy sure does giggle alot! He must be a Garrison1!