" cowls "

 [ "Cowles" ]

1: when you go over a jump on your mountain bike and land on your neck breaking your back and heaps of teeth.

  * e.g.,  ... what was supposed to be a backflip ended up becoming a major cowles 

 [ "cowl" ]

1: armored face disguise

  * e.g.,  ... Alfred: Your cowl, sir. LEGO Batman: My what now? 

 [ "cowling" ]

1: The act of curling with a cow, instead of a rock.

  * e.g.,  ... She was the cowling world champion! 

 [ "cowling" ]

1: The top part (portion) of the front part of an automobile body, supporting the windshield and dashboard.

  * e.g.,  ... Paul dented the cowling, when he drove the car into a tree. 

 [ "cowling" ]

1: a penis

  * e.g.,  ... God dude your such a cowling 

 [ "cowl" ]

1: An insulting term for a large framed woman.

  * e.g.,  ... Marsha is such a cowl. 

 [ "cowl" ]

1: Hippie slang for the word "cool"

  * e.g.,  ... Hey, wasn't that peace march like, so totally cowl? 

 [ "cowles" ]

1: Pronounced "coles"

  * e.g.,  ... He said he was in college so his mother would pay for his car insurance but he dropped out 2 semesters ago. He pulled a cowles. 

 [ "cowles" ]

2: Usually has a generic first name.

 [ "cowles" ]

3: Believe themselves to have musical talent but do not.

 [ "cowles" ]

4: Often times has a drinking problem. They are terrified of commitment and will run when you least expect it. Never trust a cowles. They will also disregaurd the fact that they have a child and are not afraid to date a married person. They have no moral obligation to anyone or anything. Care about no one but themselves but like to pretend that they are an outstanding friend, brother, son, father, etc...which is completely fase. Quick to lie about their feelings and almost anything else that will bennefit them in some way.

 [ "Cowl-Neck" ]

1: The foreskin of a male's penis that is extremely meaty and hangs in a draped fashion similar to a cowl-neck sweater.

  * e.g.,  ... Rhonda loved giving head to uncut men. She loved going out in search of a meaty Cowl-Neck. 

 [ "al cowlings" ]

1: Verb. To drive somebody around town; be someone's chauffeur. It's usually a close friend without a car who always bums rides off friends in order to run HIS errands or make HIS appointments. Al Cowlings was a former football teammate and best friend of O.J. Simpson. He drove the white Bronco for O.J. in the infamous police chase in 1994 while Simpson was a suspect for murder.

  * e.g.,  ... "I can't make it tonight. I gotta al cowlings John's ass all the way to Medford for some job interview." 

 [ "al cowlings" ]

2: First used in the 1997 film Good Will Hunting by Ben Affleck's character.