" shawls "

 [ "shawls" ]

1: The most beautiful object ever. Especially when they're green and white striped. National shawl day is March 10

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1:" shawls are beautiful!" 

 [ "shawl" ]

1: A large cloth that a woman tosses or drapes around her shoulders. Used primarily for warmth and occasionally to make a fashionable appearance. There have been specific variations on the shawl, such as a piano shawl, which includes fringe and embroidery.

  * e.g.,  ...  Erin: Mom, I’m going outside. 

 [ "Shawl Cunting" ]

1: Women (or men) who go about their day with a shawl on, but no pants or underwear. Also see Shirt Cocker, Shirt Cocking and Porky Pig. Supposedly first coined at burning man where shirt cocking and shawl cunting is most prevalent. In 2014, the BRC Dept. of Radical Inclusion Dick-a-boo Task Force notified all persons that shirt cocking should now be replaced with "dick-a-boo".

  * e.g.,  ... That person is outstandingly shawl cunting! Quick, scutinize them with the megaphone and fire the pants-cannon at them - then offer them a dusty, cold beer. 

 [ "Cock Shawl" ]

1: A gay-looking horseshoe shaped mustache. Comment meant to imply that it should probably be wrapped around a penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Nice Cock Shawl you got growing there, John. 

 [ "Ashlee Shawles" ]

1: The most beautiful, amazing girl I know. My boo. My baby. My everything :)

  * e.g.,  ... Ashlee Shawles is the best girlfriend I've ever had! 

 [ "shawl strap" ]

1: A traveler's pair of straps with a handle for compactly carrying a rolled up shawl or blanket. (from Knight's American mechanical dictionary)

  * e.g.,  ... After they were done picnicking, he rolled up the blanket, strapped it into his shawl strap, and carried it back to the wagon. 

 [ "Shawl Ihh" ]

1: A black (or urban) person's way of saying "sure is" Most common among southern folk.

  * e.g.,  ... Person: "This movie is terrible!" 

 [ "Naw-shawl" ]

1: A loose article of clothing worn when one gives no fucks and is just saying "naw" to lyfe

  * e.g.,  ... "you see me wearing this flowy ass naw-shawl?! I don't give no fucks today." 

 [ "Shawl" ]

1: Small blanket

  * e.g.,  ... Hand me a shawl please.