" capes "

 [ "capes" ]

1: n: when the lips of a womans vagina are so loose and long, that they resemble capes that a super hero may wear.

  * e.g.,  ... this chick was so loose that her capes were flapping in the wind. 

 [ "capes" ]

1: superheroes

  * e.g.,  ... /co/: You should really stop reading capes comics, you're the cancer killing the industry 

 [ "Caping" ]

1: when you blindly defend someone, no matter how wrong they are.

  * e.g.,  ... In his argument with Vetta, Larry kept saying, "don't be mean to Susan." 

 [ "Cape" ]

1: When someone is protecting, covering for or being a “hero” for another person.

  * e.g.,  ... “Lisa always gotta cape for Jay when he gets caught leaving early.” 

 [ "Cape" ]

1: A Quidditch player who is into Harry Potter.

  * e.g.,  ... Jay is such a cape, he has a Ravenclaw bed spread. 

 [ "the cape" ]

1: Cape Cod-- a vacation spot in SE Massachusetts

 [ "The Cape" ]

1: The most important prize in the game of basketball, awarded to the player in a particular game who nets the most Cape Points. Cape points reward manly achievements such as blocked shots and offensive rebounding, and punish weak, pussy-ass, cowardly tendencies like passing and shooting three pointers. Cape Points Formula:

  * e.g.,  ... Mike: "Yo man, did Dwight Howard keep The Cape tonight?" Paul: "No, man. He was passing way too much and only finished with 73 Cape Points. Chris Bosh really manned up. He had a bunch of offensive rebounds and he finished with 95 Cape Points. Bosh is the new Capeholder." Mike: "Nice, who won the game?" Paul: "Who the fuck cares?" 

 [ "The Cape" ]

2: PTS + 5*OFF REB + 3*DEF REB + 10*BLK - 10*3PA - 3*3PM -3*AST

 [ "The Cape" ]

3: Bonus points are awarded for Flagrant Fouls (+15) and Ejections (+25). Dwight Howard typically leads the league in Cape Points.

 [ "Cape" ]

1: When someone says an egregious lie. The word is similar to the English term “Cap”. As a Zimbabwean would pronounce “Cap” as “Cape” hence the addition of the “e”. The term originates in a quaint little town in Buckinghamshire (AY).

  * e.g.,  ... J2: “ KJ LOAD UP MY EYEBROW PENCIL I KNOW YOU HAVE IT” 

 [ "On Cape" ]

1: When one is vacationing on Cape Code, MA.

  * e.g.,  ... I can’t make it this weekend, I’ll be on cape. 

 [ "cape" ]

1: A totally awesome article of clothing. Almost anybody who wears a cape will look cool, and anybody who is badass can greatly benefit from wearing either a cape, cloak, or trenchcoat, and of course, having long hair. Having a sword would help, but you'll probably get arrested for that.

  * e.g.,  ... That dude with the cape is so freakin' awesome. Some kid said he looked stupid, just because he doesn't dress like everybody else, but when he turned that kid into a mangled mess on the floor, he looked totally badass. Nobody messes with him now! :)