" skimmer "

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: Skimmer is a guy who "rides the top of the crest" during sex! Skimming is just bouncing off a partner's 'rear-end', quick insertion, then pulling out, leaving the sodomized partner feeling rather hungry for alot more.

  * e.g.,  ... "That dude made me want more and more of the sauce, but he wasn't very deep, just another skimmer" 

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: blow job, oral sex

  * e.g.,  ... My husband asked me to wake him up with a skimmer. 

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: Navy slang for a sailors stationed on board surface ships, as opposed to submarines. Opposite of bubblehead.

  * e.g.,  ... Bubbleheads consider skimmers to be targets that just haven't been sunk yet. 

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: Someone who posts to a web forum thread without bothering to read the rest of the thread, resulting in a message that is either redundant or fails to comply with instructions.

  * e.g.,  ... Someone already posted that, you filthy skimmer! 

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: When a famous person sucks on your nipple. Must be famous, like movie famous, and cannot flick or simply lick nipple. Must be a full suckle. Does not constitute cheating outside of marriage.

  * e.g.,  ... Christian Slater showed up last night drunk with self-love, and gave me a skimmer. I didn't mind. 

 [ "skimmer" ]

1: the coolest person u'll ever meet. one whom the ecsense of skimboarding can be smelt. they live to skim (only the coolest sport in the world)

  * e.g.,  ... look at that crazy skimmer on the pipe 

 [ "Skimmer" ]

1: Skimmer: a term often used to describe either an action or an object in a sketchy or greasy manner. The word can be used to describe anything that cannot possibly be defined as something worthy of being normal. This version of the word can almost be defined by merely saying the word itself, as just saying it will send greasy vibes to anyone that hears it.

  * e.g.,  ... That skimmer weirdo over there is creeping everyone out! 

 [ "Skimmers" ]

1: The act of Avoiding bodily contact, usually with the intent to hurt

  * e.g.,  ... Sensei Skimmered away as Zanderif tried to tackle her 

 [ "Bubby Skimmer" ]

1: A lucky topped golf shot which rises no more than a foot off the ground - but straight down the middle of the fairway.

  * e.g.,  ... "Bugger me - he's only hit a Bubby Skimmer, the lucky git!" 

 [ "Bubby Skimmer" ]

2: Originally developed by "Bubbs" the famous Melbage Cup golfer.

 [ "fart skimmer" ]

1: A person who brown noses, one who is so close to anothers butt that he can skim the fart from the air.

  * e.g.,  ... Randall sure is a suck-up. What a fart skimmer.