" scoop "

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1: Cali term meaning to pick someone or some people up.

  * e.g.,  ... Yeh, aightz bro! I'm down for that shit! You want me to SCOOP you up? 

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1: when you cup your hand put at the bottom of the chest and lift up. Usually males do this to males, in a non-homosexual way, or girls can do it guys, but if a male were ever to think of doing it to a girl, make sure you have their permission. You will be prosecuted for sexual harassment without their consent.

  * e.g.,  ... Many variations of scooping, including the back scoop, the clamp scoop, the scoop-scoop-double-scoop, the scoop windmill, the scissor scoop, the pet scoop, the voulentary scoop, the super scoop, and many other variations. 

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1: Pint. Always used in the plural.

  * e.g.,  ... Headin' out for a few scoops tonight? 

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1: to get an exclusive on a story, or to publish a story before another source has had an opportunity to do so. Usually used in the newspaper business

  * e.g.,  ... JJ was able to scoop the competition on Spiderman's expolits because Peter Parker always had photos. 

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1: When you push a boob up

  * e.g.,  ... He scooped me on my chest really hard 

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1: To stop by someone's house and pick them up.

  * e.g.,  ... We're thinking we'll scoop you around 7, dawg. 

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1: Slang term for GHB, an illegal drug.

  * e.g.,  ... Overheard in the classroom: "I know what you about to do tonight... scoop!" 

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1: Derogatory equivalent of "chink" for Western eyes from Eastern perspective. The eyes are so deeply indented that that area looks scooped out using an ice cream scoop perhaps as God made Man with clay. What's that saying in church..... God made Blacks because He fell asleep during cooking and accidentally overcooked them in the oven. Hence so much turmoil and tribulation throughout Black history as if God abandoned them. God made Whites because He got impatient and undercooked them. That's why Whites have stereotypical superiority complex - a way to overcompensate for inadequacies i.e. being undercooked. God made Asians because He cooked them just right - was attentive during cooking. That's why they're stereotypically wise beyond their years - fully developed. When a kid comes from loving parents/God, there's no need to strive to impress others or to push yourself; you're happy and content where you are. Turtling becomes your nature. Instead of conquering the world like British Empire to overcompensate for being undercooked, you focus on leisure activities such as fireworks and printing press because you already have everything in your Middle Kingdom. Scoop: like Scooby Doo's big nose - stereotypical Western nose. Also, synonym for "spook" since Whites are so pale that they look dead like walking corpses or ghosts. What Whites call Blacks in America are what Chinese call Whites in China: spooks/ghosts, monkeys etc. Monkeys in China have yellow fur or blond hair.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Hey Chinkie 

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1: v. To concede a game. A losing player is said to 'scoop' up all of his pieces.

  * e.g.,  ... After I took Feldy's queen, he scooped. 

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1: To pick up; as in pick up from a place and go with.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna come by that house/bar and scoop you.