" clog "

 [ "clog" ]

1: A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file? 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

  * e.g.,  ... Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs. 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

  * e.g.,  ... Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!! 

 [ "clog" ]

1: To stay too long in one place or overerstay one's welcome. To linger or hang out.

  * e.g.,  ... After the Super Bowl ended I clogged on my buddies couch for a couple hours. 

 [ "clog" ]

1: (1) A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

  * e.g.,  ... That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs. 

 [ "clog" ]

1: a woman's private parts.

  * e.g.,  ... "Man, that girls clog was so tight". can be (should be, for full effect) used in conjunction with Dutchman's foot and floshed. EG: "My Dutchman's foot was such a good fit for her clog, she got proper floshed". 

 [ "clog" ]

1: To hinder or obstruct with thick or sticky matter; choke up.

  * e.g.,  ... Frank: "Man, I had some wild sex with Susy Q for 3 hours, then after a few orgasms I decided to take a leak--and god damn I got some bad split piss from all the clogging." 

 [ "clog" ]

1: The dried semen in the penis that CLOGS the flow of urine the next morning.

  * e.g.,  ... Rich; "What are you smiling about?" 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A poorly-written blog containing little or no content, nonsense or irrelevant content, or which contains only advertising or promotional content. Also, a blog posted continuously or repeatedly to get more views, remain in a top viewed or prime viewing position, or to push other blogs out of a top viewed or prime viewing position.

  * e.g.,  ... That stupid guy posted his "ill show you how to be a milionare in 5 mins(sic)" clog a hundred times today and screwed up everyone else's blogs. 

 [ "clog" ]

1: taking ur shoe offf and hitting some one with it

  * e.g.,  ... that boys pissing me off im gunna clog him in the teeth