" obstruction "

 [ "obstruction" ]

1: When your lawyer makes an excuse for why it is o.k. for you to prevent a law being carried out because you are not ready to plead the 5th amendment! And thinks you as President are above the law!

  * e.g.,  ... The President did not commit obstruction of justice the tweet was not his on his account it belonged to his attorney! 

 [ "obstructive" ]

1: Someone who will deliberately try to be unhelpful for self satisfaction.

  * e.g.,  ... He was obstructive in his description of where he was, so he watched the delivery driver go round three times before he found him. 

 [ "obstructicator" ]

1: (n) An administrator of the typical sort, who rose to power more through ambition, aggression and connections than through skill, education or intelligence, and who does more to obstruct than to facilitate the functioning and operations of the institution.

  * e.g.,  ... The obstructicator was proud of the new forms he had created to cover every possible activity that could be carried out in his department. 

 [ "obstruction of cop" ]

1: A crime a (bad) cop charges you because they believe the presence of a badge means that all civilians must comply with all of said cop's orders. Legally, this is not obstruction of a police officer, as that requires the order to be lawful, hence differentiating obstruction of a police officer from obstruction of cop.

  * e.g.,  ... Cst. O'Pig: I said GIVE ME YOUR ID 

 [ "vaginal obstruction" ]

1: the equivilent of "cock block", but in terms of females

  * e.g.,  ... if a girl is trying to flirt with a guy, and someone tries to interfere, therefore obstructing their vagina - vaginal obstruction 

 [ "inteslanal obstruction" ]

1: n. Blockage of the road system caused by presence of too many electric cars. ....................................................................................

  * e.g.,  ... Dude! We are never gonna get to the Monster Truck Jam! I know. There is a Greenpeace Summit in town and an inteslanal obstruction from here to the interstate. I kind of get a charge out of those guys. Really? You really said that. 

 [ "Obstruction of Justice" ]

1: an action that takes years of practice and is only Mastered by a few. There is only one person so far that has mastered this action. President Donald Trump

  * e.g.,  ... Donald Trump insists on self impeaching with obstruction of justice. 

 [ "Foreground obstruction crew" ]

1: People and vehicles at airshows and airports charged with the vitally important task of obstructing photographers trying to get pictures of the aircraft. They typically wear orange shirts and/or reflective vests to enhance their visibility. They are best known for making their appearance *just* when the most interesting aircraft of the entire event is about to pass by, remaining present until they have spoiled the photo opportunity, and then returning to their lair.

  * e.g.,  ... Sh*t! My photo of that F-100 was spoiled by the foreground obstruction crew! 

 [ "suction obstruction" ]

1: When you're getting a blowjob while wearing a condom and the condoms falls off into your girlfriend's mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend was giving me head , but then we had a suction obstruction. 

 [ "Obstructive Sleep Apnea" ]

1: Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.

  * e.g.,  ... I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday 

 [ "Obstructive Sleep Apnea" ]

2: Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.

 [ "Obstructive Sleep Apnea" ]

3: Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.