" unclog "

 [ "Unclogging" ]

1: The act of slowly, and cautiously removing your penis from your partners anus. Pain varies on dick size, width, and hardness.

  * e.g.,  ... I was unclogging shaniqua. 

 [ "Unclog" ]

1: To fuck a girl until he juices spill out

  * e.g.,  ... Can I unclog your insides with my penis? 

 [ "unclog the system" ]

1: to self-felate in order to put an end to constipation, known statement from Bukowsky's "Post Office"

  * e.g.,  ... I haven't taken a shit in six days, I'm about to unclog the system. 

 [ "Unclogging the pipes" ]

1:  It is another way of saying male masturbation. Refers to that one clump of constipation blocking up a load of diarrhea.

  * e.g.,  ... Person a: Why were you in the toilet for so long? 

 [ "Unclog the drain" ]

1: To fuck someone who is constipated in the ass and cum, whereby lubricating the anal passages and allowing the backed up shit to drain out.

  * e.g.,  ... My girl was complaining that she was constipated so I fucked her in the ass to unclog the drain 

 [ "motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick" ]

1: What you say in a rhythm/beat when you're trying to unclog your sink. Made popular by Charles Green from Angry Grandpa.

  * e.g.,  ... "Motherfucking piece of shit, unclog you god damn whore dog dick! 

 [ "Unclog The Dog" ]

1: (1)A Metaphor For Masturbating

  * e.g.,  ... Every time I go to the restroom I bring a Playboy and I unclog the dog 

 [ "Unclog The Dog" ]

2: (2)To cure your pet K9 of constipation

 [ "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" ]

1: One of the "prime" features that any sensible-minded gal --- especially one with one or more furry feline companions --- secretly jopes to see in a guy's "about me" details when perusing the personals ads.

  * e.g.,  ... Ladies, if a dude whom you're dating treats you respectfully and is a cheerful-natured helper and therefore "will unclog a toilet and clean up cat-puke" without grumbling or without even being asked to do it, hang onto him for dear life --- he's d-e-f-i-n-i-t-e-l-y a "keeper", hands down!