" helmet "

 [ "helmet" ]

1:  the top of a man's penis, or a hermaphodite's penis I guess as well. Also reffered to as a purple helmet.

  * e.g.,  ... Timmy, what have I told you about playing indoor sports without a helmet? Naughty boy! 

 [ "helmet" ]

2:  A condom, as worn on the head of your penis, perhaps a more accurate term.

 [ "helmet" ]

3:  A kevlar, or plastic covering for your less important head, as worn while riding a motorcycle or visiting a construction site. Or oddly, enough, while exploring actual caverns. See spelunking.

 [ "helmet" ]

1: To play the game of Helmet means to touch everything with the tip of your penis. i.e. - to go up to your friend's toothbrush and rub your penis tip on it. Gross? Yes. Amusing? Not really.

  * e.g.,  ... Wanna go for a game of helmet around the house? 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: an individual who is in need of a helmet, for their mental capacity is so small that thoughts floating around can hurt their head, causing their brow to furrow. a slight tilting of the head is also common.

  * e.g.,  ... that guy over there is such a helmet. he told me that he would rather have the weekend in the middle of the week, because it would be nice to have a break. 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: The top of a males genitalia.

  * e.g.,  ... I was licking her mot and she was smoking me helmet. 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: The tip of a circumsises penis. More specifically, any male individual who behaves like one, especially one who acts in an aggressive manner.

  * e.g.,  ... "John's always flexing his muscles and trying to start fights. The guy's a real helmet." 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: an often unappreciated and overlooked alternative rock band from the early to mid 1990s.

  * e.g.,  ... Helmet, sure put on a great show at the club last night! 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: n. A parasite. Specifically a college guy you don't know who comes to your party early with lots of his helmet friends. They bring enormous cups for beer drinking and knock out half of the keg before anyone else shows up. They are nitwits. When women arrive, they cock block you either by talking directly to the women and making them think they are your friends, thus branding you a helmet, or acting like such idiots that they ruin the party and your rep, or by kicking the keg just as the women show up. Then they leave without pitching in for the next one.

  * e.g.,  ... Look at this f*cking helmet puking on my carpet. His beer is warm and flat because his cup is too big. He tried to rape my girlfriend in the bathroom. He broke the coffee table trying to dance on it. Now everybody is leaving. F*cking helmet. 

 [ "helmet" ]

2: Root: suggested root is the helmets football players wear; helmets show up at a party and behave much like a football team made up of losers and dorks.

 [ "helmet" ]

1: what they called head back in the day.

  * e.g.,  ... i'm going to get some helmet today boys! 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: A name given to a circumcised guy's penis. Or simply just a name given to a guy who has a circumcised penis. Used as the opposite of sock, i.e. an uncircumcised guy's penis.

  * e.g.,  ... Curious Dude: "Hey man, question. Are you a helmet or a sock?" 

 [ "helmet" ]

2: This of course came about due to the obvious visual differences, i.e. a circumcised penis could appear to be wearing a helmet, whereas the extra skin on an uncircumcised penis kinda looks like a sock.

  * e.g.,  ... Jewish Dude: "Holy crap, man, for the last time: I'm Jewish! Think about it." 

 [ "helmet" ]

1: oral stimulation of the penis

  * e.g.,  ... Yo' broad gives some mean helmet.