" stovepipe "

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe. After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.

  * e.g.,  ... Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day. 

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession. 

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it. 

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: A single barreled break-open shotgun.

  * e.g.,  ... I robbed Earl's Liqour Store with my 12 gauge stovepipe yesterday! 

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: A stovepipe or a stover is a white women who sleeps with black men.

  * e.g.,  ... She slept with that black guy she's such a stovepipe 

 [ "stovepipe" ]

1: A modified dutch oven. When a couple lays in bed and one of them farts and lifts the covers to allow the smell to flow toward their heads.

  * e.g.,  ... "My girlfriend and I were laying in bed when she farted and stovepiped me." 

 [ "Stovepipe" ]

1: When the partially ejected brass case of a bullet gets lodged in between a gun's bolt and receiver, preventing practically any forward or reward movement of the bolt, and resulting in a jam from hell.

  * e.g.,  ... "Rack the slide, man." 

 [ "Stovepiping" ]

1: The act of an uncircumsized man stretching his foreskin over the tip of a circumsized mans penis resembling how stovepipe is put together.

  * e.g.,  ... I caught them stovepiping and damn near puked but at the same time I kind of felt left out... 

 [ "Stovepipe" ]

1: When one wears overalls or one piece outfit and farts, thus resulting in said person receiving a heavy dose of self flatulence

  * e.g.,  ... That dirty fuck Jake always wears his overalls on Taco Bell day because he likes to stovepipe himself. Some people love the smell of their own cooking 

 [ "Stovepiping" ]

1: An act of sodomy in which the giver repeatedly withdraws the penis fully from the rectum of the receiver, usually resulting in a gape, and forcefully reinserts it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Dude, I was stovepiping Mary last night, now her asshole won't close!"