" turban "

 [ "turban" ]

1: A garmet, that is usually very clean, that is worn by some people because their religion and/or culture requires it. Turbans are made from long strips of cloth (up to 30ft) and wrapped around the head. The method of wrapping can tell an observer a lot about the wearer's background.

  * e.g.,  ... Turbans are pretty decent things to wear. Not at all dirty or bad. I should say the people who don't like them are incestuous pricks, or otherwise asshats. 

 [ "turban" ]

1: A totally pimpin’ type of hat. It’s made of long strips of fabric wrapped around the head, and sometimes adorned with gold and stuff. Turbans have recently become taboo because of US government sponsored racial profiling of Arabs.

  * e.g.,  ... That turban is bling! 

 [ "turban" ]

1: The best way to tell when an Arab has reached the age where he can control his bowels. He takes the diaper off his ass and sticks it on his head.

  * e.g.,  ... I think Aknad is wearing the new Pampers turban today. 

 [ "turban" ]

1: Devil's Hat. (According to George Bush)

  * e.g.,  ... George w. Bush: Let's bomb everyone who wears those turbans! 

 [ "turban" ]

1: A shorter way to refer to towel head's

  * e.g.,  ... A turban runs that gas staion. 

 [ "turban" ]

1: the act of takeing an aricle of clothing, holding it in front of the anus while flagulating, then quickly wrapping the peice around ones face. Originates from buttercup

  * e.g.,  ... After having curry last nice, I just had to turban that old lady.  

 [ "turban" ]

1: a cheap towel that indians with disgusting hair wear.

  * e.g.,  ... Thats disgusting eating rice that came from your smelly turban moneet 

 [ "turban" ]

2: It is usually thoroughly cleaned with grains of rice which absorbs their body odor which always smells.

 [ "turban" ]

3: The same rice is then eaten for dinner .

 [ "Turbanator" ]

1: Arab version of Ahhhnold's character.

  * e.g.,  ... Osama bin Laden used to be widely viewed as a regular Turbanator, but more recently there have been serious doubts that he was actually responsible for all of the terrorist attacks that he was accused of orchestrating. 

 [ "Turbanator" ]

1: A person who wears a Turban with Pride. Has a kind heart loves motorcycles and jeeps

  * e.g.,  ... I saw a Turbanator on interstate and he stopped his harley in the middle of a road to pick up an injured puppy. 

 [ "Turban" ]

1: A head garment mostly worn by Sikhpeople. 99% of the turban wearing people in America are Sikhs.

  * e.g.,  ... People with turbans don't harm any one.