" bed-and-breakfast "

 [ "BED AND BREAKFAST" ]

1: Shitting on someones chest

  * e.g.,  ... bed and breakfast is Squatting over someone , preferably when they sleep and taking a turd on their chest. When they wake up they have breakfast in bed. 

 [ "Bed and Breakfast" ]

1: Having a Sandman Sprinkle at night and a Wake and Bake in the morning. Smoking marijuana at night and getting very high before going to sleep then waking up the next day and smoking more weed and getting very high before getting out of bed.

  * e.g.,  ... Me and the guys went on a camping trip and had Bed and Breakfast everyday we were out there. 

 [ "Bed and Breakfast" ]

1: Code word for Bareback!!

 [ "iowa bed and breakfast" ]

1: A place where you stay, that after being drugged you wake up to find your things have been stolen and you may have been raped.

  * e.g.,  ... Man, my friend's house that I stayed at the other night turned out to be a real Iowa Bed and Breakfast. 

 [ "Baltimore Bed and Breakfast" ]

1: Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.

  * e.g.,  ... Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast? 

 [ "Bed and Breakfast Special" ]

1: A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.

  * e.g.,  ... Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you. 

 [ "Berkeley bed and breakfast" ]

1: Basically the worst thing that could ever happen at night and then it gets even worse the following morning. When you wake up with a cuck trying to butt tug you after protesting Donald Trump all night, then trying to pull away from the butt tug and ending up with the shitty dick in your mouth. All you wanted was some scrambled eggs, but now you have a bleeding anus, a shitty mouth, and no god damned eggs. And Antifa shows up smelling like Antifa Queefa, what the fuck. You just want to go home, find your dad and do a butt tug, but Antifa has you surrounded and is trying to get you a job at the nut factory. When you finally sneak out, you fall into your best friend Rachel’s noodle canoe and she then feeds you a Cali cupcake. Once you finally escape with freshly acquired 7+ STDs your all like “WTF bro, Berkeley bed and breakfast is the god damned worse” The Berkeley Bed and Breakfast was way more fucked up than I thought She looked good from far but far from good, now that I stayed at the Berkeley Bed and Breakfast my insurance skyrocketed

  * e.g.,  ... Dude 1: What is a Berkeley Bed and Breakfast!?!? 

 [ "Canadian Bed and Breakfast " ]

1: A bed and breakfast in which gay men stay at to freely participate in homosexual activities.

  * e.g.,  ... Stephano is planning to spend his spring break at a Canadian bed and breakfast with his boyfriend. 

 [ "Bed & Breakfast" ]

1: When a gay man uses an attractice woman to lure a straight or bi-curious man into a sexual escapade.

  * e.g.,  ... So Gary really wanted to bang Betty, and Rick knew it, so he invited them for a little Bed & Breakfast. Next think Gary new He was kissing Betty but Rick's hard dick was about five inches into his anus. 

 [ "Bed And Breakfast" ]

1: When you sleep with a girl and she wakes you around 6am to eat her pussy

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: Hey you look tired this morning