" futon "

 [ "futon" ]

1: A couch that can convert into an uncomfortable bed, possibly the worst transformer of all time.

  * e.g.,  ... "You can sleep on the futon!" 

 [ "futon" ]

1: another word for an asian.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey, those damn futons forgot to give me duck sauce.. again!" 

 [ "futon" ]

1: A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

  * e.g.,  ... I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed. 

 [ "futon" ]

1: -n- one that gets incredibly uncomfortable over time

  * e.g.,  ... "Damn, that bitch is a futon" 

 [ "futon" ]

1: A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

  * e.g.,  ... Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob. 

 [ "futon" ]

1: A really uncomfortable couch that easily converts to a really uncomfortable bed.

  * e.g.,  ... I see your little brother has a futon. Did he get that free with the purchase of his new Yugo? 

 [ "futon" ]

1: n., Japanese word meaning 'sore back'.

  * e.g.,  ... "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh futon hurt back." 

 [ "futon" ]

1: A piece of furnature that two lovers lay on and make sweet sweet love while all of their other friends are in the other room doing proper things.

  * e.g.,  ... Josh and Darlene are back there on the futon doing immoral things. 

 [ "futon" ]

1: A futon is actually a japanese bed-type thing, a kind of mat that u must roll up after sleeping and store away. the futons that all the above people are talking about are cheap Western imitations, Americanising japanese culture yet again.

  * e.g.,  ... Japanese person: I think i will roll out my futon, i am rather tired 

 [ "futon" ]

1: fu-ton. v. to take an attractive member of the opposite sex to one's futon for sexual purposes.

  * e.g.,  ... I think I'm finally going to futon this guy I've been seeing, tonight!