" pads "

 [ "On the pad" ]

1: To be "On the pad" means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes.

  * e.g.,  ... Detective Dolan was kicked off the force because he had been on the pad to local wiseguys for years. 

 [ "pad" ]

1: Your house or room.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey baby. Let's go back to my pad for some action." 

 [ "padding" ]

1: Shots or even scenes which are pointless besides making the film longer.

  * e.g.,  ... Titanic has many padded scenes. 

 [ "Padded" ]

1: 1: To be put in and made to wear diaper. Usually after an extended period of utilizing more age-appropriate, less protective undergarments. A source of major embarrassment, or fetish fuel, depending on the victim. 2: Describes ones waist while in a diapered state. Can also describe the affects of any bra or underwear used to accentuate ones assets in a similar, if less protective, manner.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy 1: Hey, its that woman I met yesterday! She seemed oddly evasive when I tried to talk to her. Guy 2: She's obviously embarrassed to be out in public. You would be to if you'd been padded. The girl walked down the street as the townsfolk ogled her padded rear. 

 [ "PADS" ]

1: Pass As Deadstock.

  * e.g.,  ... Seller: Nike air max size 10 Buyer: Condition? 

 [ "PADS" ]

2: Usually refferred to sneakers or street wear when described as "look like never used".

  * e.g.,  ... Seller: PADS 

 [ "pad" ]

1: A cotton like material that women wear when they are on their period. It should be changed often.

  * e.g.,  ... Oh god! Jennifer you smell like a diaper! Go change your pad 

 [ "padding" ]

1: The act of wearing a pad or tampon without being on your period, as a precaution just in case the flow begins while out in public.

  * e.g.,  ... Girl: Dammit, my period was due on Thursday. If I keep padding like this I'll run out when it finally comes. 

 [ "Padding" ]

1: Fluffing your post count with pointless response in a message board.

  * e.g.,  ... Jackskeleton is just padding his post count in the word association thread. 

 [ "Padding" ]

1: The entirely heterosexual act of copulating with other males in order to increase one's 'body count'. This has been popularised lately due to the 'modern woman' having an intrinsic repulsion to virginic males. (Note: In the contemporary dating scene, a body count below 17 is widely considered to be 'sub-incel numbers' and is described by many as a form of C&B torture.) There are many sexual benefits to padding. These include:

  * e.g.,  ... Ani: "Have you guys seen Alvin? I haven't seen him lately." 

 [ "Padding" ]

2: Confidence boost, penis confidence boost, better posture, better thrusting technique and power, ashwaganda, and on-demand BJs. Several peer-reviewed papers have come forth with conclusive evidence that performing fellatio on a male penis corresponds with improved cunnilingus proficiency by up to 15%. World renowned pussyologist Dr Pussymandias famously stated: "Yo, if yuh OPE/H oral penile ejaculations per hour index high, dat mean seh yuh know how fi please di Female Sexual Organs real good. Di two a dem have a strong link, yuh see me?" (note: Dr Pussymandias has recently had his academic and professional wrestling titles stripped for LARPing as a Jamaican man.)

  * e.g.,  ... Niraj: "Nah mayne, I ain't even seen my own ass ASSHOLE since last year. An I ain't even gay!" 

 [ "The Pad" ]

1: Where the boys get lit during break times. Only the best of the best can survive. Many people can't handle the pad and have had to level down to Football or becoming Charlie's friend.

  * e.g.,  ... Oi, why has LOOOOGAAAN not been at the pad recently.