" launchpad "

 [ "launchpad" ]

1: To grab onto someone else in order to expel gas.

  * e.g.,  ... Mikey used Scotty's arm as a launchpad for his huge fart he had to let go of. 

 [ "launchpad" ]

1: adjective

  * e.g.,  ... I met this banging ass chick last night, but after talking to her I found out she was a fuckin launchpad. 

 [ "launchpad" ]

2:  a stupid person

 [ "launchpad" ]

3:  a wack individual

 [ "Launchpad" ]

1: A MIDI controller that many people use. The most popular use is with its User Mode. In it you can sample a song in Ableton Live, map it to the pads, and play it with optional light effects. Three creators who skyrocketed the community I are Kaskobi, SoNevable, and Pro Launchpadder

  * e.g.,  ... Dude: Hey have you seen any good launchpad covers lately? 

 [ "Launchpad" ]

1: An ugly girl. A Duck (ugly duckling). Derived from Lauchpad McQuack from Ducktales.

  * e.g.,  ... "...So what's her friend look like?" 

 [ "Launchpad" ]

1: A professional driver with horrible luck regarding his vehicle. The individual is routinely subject to flat tires, broken axles, engine fires, etc through no fault of his own. Himself and any passengers always walk away from the catastrophe unscathed, however.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, Launchpad's a maniac! 

 [ "Launchpad McQuack" ]

1: A sexual act with several steps. Talk your partner into giving you 'road head', or performing oral sex on you while you drive his/her car. During climax, yell 'GEE WHIZ MISTER McDEE!' and crash the car at high speed into a tree or other stationary object. Your seat belt should save you, but likely eject your lover from the vehicle. Like Launchpad McQuack, walk away from the crash.

  * e.g.,  ... Before those detectives killed him, Phil had pulled the old Launchpad McQuack on eight different women around the Ruth Dykeman Center for runaway girls. 

 [ "Launchpad McQuack" ]

1: A song by Sex Bob-omb, an indie rock band consisting of Stephen Stills, Kim Pine and Scott Pilgrim. Not the actual name of the song.

  * e.g.,  ... Scott: Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack! 

 [ "Kennedy Launchpad" ]

1: When a man masterbates, and just before ejaculation

  * e.g.,  ... I was masterbating at stacys. so i surprised her by giving her a Kennedy Launchpad instead of a creampie 

 [ "Kennedy Launchpad" ]

2: goes into a girls nose with the tip of his penis

 [ "Kennedy Launchpad" ]

3: and skeets. This is called a Kennedy Launchpad because of the penis being like a "red rocket" and then ejacualtion aka "liftoff"

 [ "Launchpad McQuack" ]

1: A sexy pilot originating from DuckTales (2017), he is a true chad and a homie, he also is in a commited relationship with Drake Mallard AKA Darkwing Duck, they also share a kick ass daughter called Gosylan Mallard

  * e.g.,  ... Damn bro I sure do love the best character Launchpad McQuack 

 [ "Abortion Launchpad" ]

1: An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.

  * e.g.,  ... I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.