" helipad "

 [ "helipad" ]

1: A "helipad" is when one feels an allmighty crap coming and places a rolled up peice of toilet paper in the water to act as a floatation device prior to releasing the "demon within" to eliminate the effects of "splashback"

  * e.g.,  ... after a big night on taco bill's "owwww i dont feel so good.....im going to have to lay a helipad for this bad boy" 

 [ "helipad" ]

1: It's the layer of toilet paper you place to cover your shit when the toilet doesn't flush. It's a kind-hearted gesture to save the person who next goes into that cubicle the indignity of seeing your motherload.

  * e.g.,  ... Wesley: Whoa!!! I feel sorry for whoever goes in to that bathroom... The toilet wasn't flushing. Kirsty: Oh man... Did you at least leave them a helipad? 

 [ "helipad" ]

1: when a head is bigger than a four head and a five head

  * e.g.,  ... yo i had this girlfriend one time whos head was huge the bitch had a helipad on her head 

 [ "Helipad" ]

1: Similar to landing strip: a rectangular patch of pubic hair above the genitals. If the patch is particularly wide and ends up being more square (or it grows in), it becomes a helipad.

  * e.g.,  ... "I shaved my pussy and tried to make a landing strip, but I don't think I shaved enough- it looks more like a helipad. 

 [ "Wang Helipad" ]

1: Synonym for Ball Stretcher

  * e.g.,  ... I gave my Dawg a wang helipad last night and it was pretty nice, 

 [ "Helipad Tits" ]

1: Large circular nipples of sufficient size to land a helicopter on. Can males of females.

  * e.g.,  ... "Look at the size of that girls nipples, she's got helipad tits!"