" four-poster "

 [ "Four Poster Bed" ]

1: Four Poster Bed A bed with four vertical columns, one in each corner.

  * e.g.,  ... C: Within my new Indian girlfriend's Palace of Love was a magnificent four poster bed, lined with the softest most sensual luxurious silks, coloured in a sexy deep red. 

 [ "Four Poster Bed" ]

2: The columns support a tester, which usually holds up a set of curtains, however, in this day and age of double glazing and other insulation methods, the curtains aren't needed.

  * e.g.,  ... D: Sweet Raptor Jesus just the sound of the bed is making me horny... 

 [ "Four Poster Bed" ]

3: A four poster bed is very similar to a canopy bed. Buying a four poster bed for your bedroom is the first step in transforming your room into a Palace of Love.

  * e.g.,  ... C: We proceeded to make sweet love on it, she pretty much emptied my balls of all their love juice. After we cuddled and she whispered sweet nothings possibly in Hindi until I fell asleep. 

 [ "Four Poster Bed" ]

4: In which your new four poster will be used primarily for the art of making love, preferably to a gorgeous Indian chick, but that part doesn't matter.

  * e.g.,  ... When I woke up I was sticky and naked 

 [ "Four Poster Bed" ]

5: And is dependant on whether you are a male or female reading this, whatever floats your boat.

  * e.g.,  ... D: I think you missed something fun. 

 [ "four poster polka" ]

1: A term used to describe sex.

  * e.g.,  ... I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night. 

 [ "four poster polka" ]

2: Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.

 [ "four poster polka" ]

3: Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.