" hammock "

 [ "hammock" ]

1: A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

  * e.g.,  ... Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout." Friend - How selfish. 

 [ "hammock" ]

1: pronounced: ham-mick

  * e.g.,  ... I laid in the hammock. It was nice. 

 [ "hammock" ]

2: -noun-

 [ "hammock" ]

3: A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.

 [ "hammock" ]

4: Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."

 [ "hammock" ]

5: BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

 [ "hammock" ]

1: A large net for catching lazy people.

  * e.g.,  ... They might as well rename it (Hammock) to a large net for catching lazy people. 

 [ "hammock" ]

2: (per comedian Jim Gaffigan)

 [ "hammock" ]

1: A sanitary towel of the super-size variety. Will soak up the contents of a boating lake.

  * e.g.,  ... The dirty bitch blocked up the shitter with a fucking hammock 

 [ "hammock" ]

1: the hairs in a male's (hopefully not female's)asshole/crack that create a "hammock" like shape, home of the dingleberries

  * e.g.,  ... I just had a poop 30 minutes ago and I couldn't successfully wipe so now the dingleberries are caked and lodged in my hammock! 

 [ "hammock" ]

1: pronounced: "ham-mick"

  * e.g.,  ... I laid in the hammock. It was nice. 

 [ "hammock" ]

2: (noun) A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock. Lastly, multiple hammocks can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox." WARNING: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

 [ "Hammocked" ]

1: When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up! 

 [ "Hammocking" ]

1: The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

  * e.g.,  ... College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class? College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come? 

 [ "Hammocking" ]

1: Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

  * e.g.,  ... Want to go hammocking? 

 [ "Hammocking" ]

1: The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.