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    [Noun]  | "ham*mock" | \ ˈha-mək \


    1: a swinging couch or bed usually made of netting or canvas and slung by cords from supports at each end


    Origin: 1626 ;

     Spanish hamaca, from Taino;

    [Noun]  | "hammock" 


    1: hummock

    2: a fertile area in the southern U.S. and especially Florida that is usually higher than its surroundings and that is characterized by hardwood vegetation and deep humus-rich soil


    Origin: 1556 ;

     Earlier hammok, hommoke, humock; akin to Middle Low German hummel small height, hump bump {mat|hump|};

    [Noun]  | "hammocks" 


    1: a type of bed that consists of a piece of cloth hung between two trees, poles, etc.;


      * e.g., " ... He was found napping on the hammock in the backyard when he was supposed to be doing yard work. "



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    [Noun]  | "hammock" 


    1: a type of bed that consists of a piece of cloth hung between two trees, poles, etc.;


      * e.g., " ... He was found napping on the hammock in the backyard when he was supposed to be doing yard work. "



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     [ "Hammocked" ]

    1: When you get stuck in the hammock because it is so damn comfy!

      * e.g.,  ... Dude, I was going to get a beer half an hour ago but I got hammocked and couldn't get up! 

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

      * e.g.,  ... College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class? College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come? 

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: Setting up a hammock and hanging with your friends.

      * e.g.,  ... Want to go hammocking? 

     [ "hammock" ]

    1: A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."

      * e.g.,  ... Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout." Friend - How selfish. 

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: The act of laying in a hammock and enjoying the swing of nature pushing you gently into a slumber.

      * e.g.,  ... Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later. 

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.

      * e.g.,  ... My fiancé and I went hammocking this weekend. 

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: A variation of autoerotic asphyxiation utilizing a support stool with the addition of tying a noose or belt around the base of the scrotum sack with the other end attached to a support beam or tree. After attachment of the neck and scrotum is secured, the stool is removed by the hammocker or a “spotter” and the hammocker then hangs in the air while masturbating.

      * e.g.,  ... So, I walked into Judd Nelson's place and his spotter totally fell asleep during a wicked hammocking session. Judd was all foaming from the mouth but smiling like Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight. 

     [ "hammock" ]

    1: pronounced: ham-mick

      * e.g.,  ... I laid in the hammock. It was nice. 


     [ "hammock" ]

    2: -noun-


     [ "hammock" ]

    3: A cradle-shaped net or cloth suspended from two points, designed to hold someone in a different kind of relaxation posture. This free-swinging state is part of a complete summer day's rest scene, along with a strawed, iced drink, a hat, and sunblock.


     [ "hammock" ]

    4: Lastly, can be made to sound both relaxing and extreme by spelling it as "hammox."


     [ "hammock" ]

    5: BEWARE: NEVER use a net hammock while fat. The holes will amplify your fat so it disgustingly squeezes through. As if that weren't repulsive enough, you're left with a cross-hatching design on your skin. *shudders*

     [ "Hammocking" ]

    1: The act of “69ing” on a hammock, except when the male is about to reach climax, the female forces the man to ejaculate into his own mouth/facial area, impregnating the woman with his own face.

      * e.g.,  ... man #1: “Hey did you hear about what Dalton did on the 4th of July?” man #2: “No, what’d he do?” 

     [ "Hammockable" ]

    1: The ability for two objects, such as trees or posts, to have a hammock hung between them. (Adj.)

      * e.g.,  ... "Dude, we have to find somewhere good to smoke this blunt." "Yo, those trees right there look pretty hammockable." 

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