" divan "

 [ "divan" ]

1: a kind, funny, athletic man. they are the kind of person that always makes you happy and laugh. Divan is very sarcastic and caring. even though sometimes he wants to scream. he is someone that cares deeply and is loved by all. he is super sweet and always on your side. he is definitely husband material.

  * e.g.,  ... you'd be lucky to have a divan 

 [ "Divan" ]

1: a loyal person with a kind heart who likes fooling around and being sarcastic. A very closed up guy but caring. The most trustworthy and will forever be there for you.

  * e.g.,  ... Everyone needs a divan 

 [ "Dirty divan" ]

1: When a man puts his dirty cum sock over his hand and fist fucks a girl.

  * e.g.,  ... John gave Sara a dirty divan in the closet last night. 

 [ "Chicken Divan" ]

1: A chicken based dish made by Anne, "chicken of Anne" is a common dish made for the hard of hearing foodies of our era.

  * e.g.,  ... Waiter: Thank you for choosing insert restaurant here! Would you like to try our signature dish, Chicken Divan? Customer: Um, no, I'll take the better dish with the exact same ingredients though, yanno, CHICKEN OF ANNE. 

 [ "Divan's Drill" ]

1: An item worth 2 billion coins, or 200 booster cookies worth of coins. This item, in Hypixel Skyblock, will never get your money back because of how inefficient it is, and the fact you're gonna waste some of your minimum wage on this is pretty stupid. A maxed out Divan's Drill with some other equipment can make up to 50 million coins an hour, which means it would take 40 hours to get all of that sweet money back. Nobody would waste hours of their life using this, right? Right!?

  * e.g.,  ... stupidtimewaster MVP+: i got divan's drill haha chillguywhosjustbored: aint that shit expensive jesus christ get a life chillguywhosjustbored: also noone uses punctuation you fucking ding dong