" lumping "

 [ "lumping" ]

1: (Gerund): sitting around not making good use of the oxygen you are breathing. Generally accompanied by mindless viewing of the glowing picture box and intermittent loss of consciousness.

  * e.g.,  ... After the football game, we enjoyed lumping on the couch. 

 [ "lumping" ]

1: To lie on/under/entangled with your other half, usu.in bed, in a non sexual and entirely lazy way (although lumping can of course lead to sexual activity; however, it is usually engaged in after sex or when the couple are extremely tired/hungover/on a comedown.) Lumping can be done by oneself on objects other than a person for example cushions/floor, but research has shown it is most comfortable when done on another person.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd rather be at home lumping on you. 

 [ "lumping" ]

1: lumping is when a girl pees in a mans asshole then lets the girl push it in with a dildo.

  * e.g.,  ... after lumping last night my ass reeks of pee and plastic. 

 [ "lump lump" ]

1: Pertaining to, speaking of, or just downright calling someone retarded or a retard. Originating and somehow managing not to venture outside of the boundaries of the Athens-Clarke County Public School System in Athens, GA, lump lump has been used for generations of students when describing special needs kids, short buses, and teachers who can't teach for shit.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, there goes the lump lump bus. I hope they don't start throwing poo at us. 

 [ "Lump it." ]

1: From the Idiom, "like it or lump it." Meaning to cope with a situation that is beyond one's control or design.

  * e.g.,  ... I failed my course. Guess I'll have to lump it. 

 [ "Lump On" ]

1: Term used by Ricko to suggest that large amounts of money should be placed on a certain event happening. Usually a horse race.

  * e.g.,  ... "Lump on, you cunt" 

 [ "Lump/Lumping" ]

1: A replacement of the "F" words F*** and F***ing. Made popular by Princess Lumpy from Adventure Time on CartoonNetwork.

  * e.g.,  ... Lump/Lumping I lumping hate them! 

 [ "Lump" ]

1: Originated from a great song entitled "Lump" by 90s band Presidents of the USA, the slang term LUMP refers to anything good, bad or in between. For instance, lump may be used instead of gnarly, funky, cool, awesome or radical, for example "that hair-do is outrageously lump right now!". Despite this, the word may also be employed in a bad manner, replacing words such as cunt, fuck, titties, slut, whore or quite simply, "bad". YOU GO LUMP LUMP LUMP. It really depends on the context in which lump is used in, as sometimes this word may be misinterpreted. Be careful, lump is a valuable weapon capable of LUMP DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!

  * e.g.,  ... You are looking reasonably lump today my darling ;) (used in a positive context) 

 [ "lumps" ]

1: see humps

  * e.g.,  ... omgsh, he said he loves my LUMPS. 

 [ "lumps" ]

2: as in "black eyed peas" song MY HUMPS, refers to breasts and all of a lady's curves

 [ "Lump" ]

1: A small mass of matter of irregular shape; an irregular or shapeless mass; as, a lump of coal; a lump of iron ore. Often described as looking similarly to a bump.

  * e.g.,  ... "There is a lump of earwax in my eye."