" curding "

 [ "Curding" ]

1: When someone repeats phrases twice when exchanging pleasantries. Commonly practiced in the state of Wisconsin.

  * e.g.,  ... Guy: How you doing today son? 

 [ "curd" ]

1: A curd is someone who is both a cunt and a turd.

  * e.g.,  ... Sally is such a curd. 

 [ "curds" ]

1: what little miss muffet ate

  * e.g.,  ... "eating her CURDS and whey" 

 [ "Curd" ]

1: Slang word for marijuana

  * e.g.,  ... Y'all Niggas got curd? 

 [ "curd" ]

1: Also known as "creampie", a curd is a contraction of cum and turd; such as the residual from anal sex.

  * e.g.,  ... When I decided I was through with her ass, Mary went and relinquished her curds in the toilet. 

 [ "curd" ]

2: WARNING: Curds can make a time-delayed exit, usually when trying to sneak a fart later. Pass with caution!

  * e.g.,  ... alt.; Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet... 

 [ "curded" ]

1: A really bad shit.

  * e.g.,  ... You curded all over my bathroom !? 

 [ "curded" ]

2: A number 5.

 [ "Curding" ]

1: Social, recreational cottage cheese consumption. Can be eaten, injected (which can result in a chronic case of lumpy arm), smoked, and inserted anally. Reportedly contributed to the death of Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and Jimi Hendrix.

  * e.g.,  ... My brother and his friends got caught curding under the bleachers at a football game. Please, talk to your children about curding. 

 [ "Curding" ]

2: Also known as riding the chunky white horse.

 [ "Curd" ]

1: An extremely un-appitizing and repulsive word word. Should be deleted from the english language. Offensive to some.

  * e.g.,  ... Todd: I'm having curds tonight for dinner!! Sean: We aren't friends anymore. 

 [ "curd" ]

1: an individual that is more boring than bean curd

  * e.g.,  ... I almost fell asleep in class today, because the teacher is such a curd. 

 [ "Curd" ]

1: Semen that has dried around the urethra.

  * e.g.,  ... Not having the time to clean up after his "Nightly Routine," Matt woke up to a bit of curd around his dick-head.