" garnering "

 [ "Garner" ]

1: Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

  * e.g.,  ... Garner is the nicest guy! 

 [ "garnerism" ]

1: To go on long rants about communism.

  * e.g.,  ... "my grandpa has used many garnerisms in his day." 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: If you meet someone with this name, she is someone worth having in your life. She is usually the mom of the group and cares for the people around her. She's normally sarcastic and witty, which makes her fun to be around. She's beautiful, gorgeous, and any other synonyms. She's level-headed and highly intelligent. She might have many insecurities, but that's what makes her human. If you have a Garner in your life, never let her go.

  * e.g.,  ... Garner helped me with my homework last night. She's so helpful! 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: Garner is a guy who you can trust with your life. He's sexy as hell, a great kisser, strong, smart, funny, and all around perfect. He may have some questionable habits, but he'll make it up to you by giving you the best sex of your life. #roughisright Anyone would be lucky as hell to have this guy as a friend, boyfriend, or in their life at all.

  * e.g.,  ... Garner is the nicest guy! 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: The process of being a total bender and playing computer games for eight hours straight

  * e.g.,  ... Person A: I might pull a Garner 

 [ "A Garner" ]

1: borderline Dad jokes Bottom of the barrel banter

  * e.g.,  ... In the workplace, banter can be the only solace or break from the daily grind, so impromptu segways to one-liners or quick wit can relieve the mental strain that grafting brings. However, when it comes to humour, they'll always be someone who'll throw in a "Garner", differing from a Dad joke, a Garner remains topical but elicits the same wince, stifled groans and eye roll. On occasion, a Garner may also be followed by the dreaded "ba dum chhh". Any more Garners from you and you're out of the group. 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: A Justin Bieber look alike who smokes more ganja than Weezy. You can't even tell when they're high.

  * e.g.,  ... Dude, did you see that garner at the party? He was higher than a mother fuckin' pelican. I was so garner yesterday that I woke up today and thought it was yesterday. 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: A Garner is a person who is strict even though they don't know it. They have multiple jobs and are always in a rush. They have nothing bad about they but everyone thinks there is everything wrong with him.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow he's such a Garner, he can't be that mean. 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: A direct alternative for fail.

  * e.g.,  ... 'dgarner21 commits suicide.' 

 [ "Garner" ]

1: Technically there can be two meanings, a garner can be someone who is mentally lost in a mystical realm. This person loves wizards, fairys and goblins. A garner can also be very dumb. This person is cocky and thinks they know everything. They lose every argument they EVER get into, has little to no knowledge about sports.

  * e.g.,  ... Hey look a new lord of the rings is out, I bet garner will be first row. Hey what's that guys deal he is horrible at life, he is a garner give him a break