" trudging "

 [ "trudge" ]

1: "To Trudge: the slow weary depressing yet determined walk of a man (or woman) who has nothing left in his (or her) life except the impulse to simply soldier on." (Chaucer, "A Knight's Tale")

  * e.g.,  ... "{Chaucer} Morning! Morning! {William} Why sir, what are you doing? {Chaucer} Uh, trudging. You know, Trudging? To Trudge?" 

 [ "Trudging" ]

1: going for a walk in the middle of no where, in the dark, drunk

  * e.g.,  ... my brother and his friends went trudging on our property last night after buying two 30 packs of keystone and a handle of captin morgan. 

 [ "trudge" ]

1: To wander aimlessly with no purpose or direction with confidence.

  * e.g.,  ... -Today I "trudged" along the beach and found these women. 

 [ "trudge" ]

2: Warning: this more often than not recruits more people to follow along on the journey to no where with hope of an outcome. (these people are called "trudgees")

  * e.g.,  ... -Tonight I will "trudge" around this camp site  

 [ "trudgeful" ]

1: horny

  * e.g.,  ... I saw this extremely hot guy and am now trudgeful 

 [ "trudge" ]

1: To go somewhere that you don't necessarily want to go...with style.

  * e.g.,  ... Ron, it's time to go to school. A'ight, c'mon. Let's trudge. 

 [ "Trudge" ]

1: A person who decides who is the real troll out of two trolls trolling at each other.

  * e.g.,  ... 1-"Hey this game sucks!" 

 [ "trudged" ]

1: When someone steals the girl your trying to get with

  * e.g.,  ... Bro, you just got trudged that guys walking away with your girl right now 

 [ "Airport trudge" ]

1: The detached, stone-faced, heavily-laden, walk-of-misery required to move from parking to check-in, thru TSA, ground transportation, eventually ending at the gate of departure.

  * e.g.,  ... No, they're not zombies. They are the beleaguered sea of modern-day-travelers, doing the airport trudge. 

 [ "jungle trudging" ]

1: When you are about to go down on a chick for the first time, and you see that she's never trimmed "there" and you realize that you'll need a machette to get to your destination. You say "fuck it" and go anyways.

  * e.g.,  ... I'd only seen something with that much hair at the zoo but I was horny so I went jungle trudging. 

 [ "waffle trudge" ]

1: It’s when you shit so much that it fills up the bathtub and you have to walk back and forth through the humongous heap of excrement in an attempt to force it down the drain

  * e.g.,  ... G: how was your Friday night?