" goose "

 [ "goose" ]

1: A highly territorial bird, a nuisance around parks, if you get too close they will hiss and chase you away.

 [ "goose" ]

1: the drunkest, dumbest, most absurd person at the party

  * e.g.,  ... Mikey was definitely the goose last night, god that kid is a dumbass 

 [ "goose" ]

1: A ram is a ram, a donkey is an ass, and a ram in the ass is a goose.

  * e.g.,  ... What is good for the ass squeezer is good for the ass squander. 

 [ "goose" ]

1: Any action involving poking or proding of one's buttock's as if you are being snapped at by a goose.

  * e.g.,  ... "Let's go goose that ugly bitch in the granny panties!" 

 [ "goose" ]

1: The act of forcing your index finder up the clothed anus of a friend or stranger, so that they cry out like a startled goose, the word "goose" must be said before the action takes place

  * e.g.,  ... i shouted goose in the pub, no one covered up, so guy in front of me got a bit of a surprise when my finger penetrated his anus through his pants, so shocked infact he had no words to protest against the action, so he just squawked like a dishevelled goose. 

 [ "goose" ]

1: short way of saying grey goose vodka

  * e.g.,  ... pass up the goose 

 [ "goose" ]

1: 1)To grab someone's butt check(s) with all 4 fingers and thumb of one hand as if by the beak of a goose. Element of surprise very important.

  * e.g.,  ... I goosed my brother as we came up the stairs outta the Tube. 

 [ "goose" ]

2: 2)To grab a woman for the very first time in the genital area. Done quickly and without finesse or foreplay. If a finger or two penetrates the vagina, so much the better. Element of surprise very important.

  * e.g.,  ... I goosed Nancy's snatch once I decided the first date wasn't working out. 

 [ "goose" ]

3: 3)To stick your thumb up another person's butthole (or vagina). Element of surprise essential.

  * e.g.,  ... Once I saw her naked I knew I didn't want to fuck her. She was coyote ugly, I goosed her instead. She just thought I was getting her ready for anal. 

 [ "goose" ]

1: A mild insult, meaning a daft person. Mainly used in a joking fashion, while lightly punching the recipient on the arm.

  * e.g.,  ...  You big silly goose. 

 [ "goose" ]

1: A verb, which means to take your fingers and jam them into a person's ass or genital area. Generally it is considered sexual assault, unless you are very clever or the person you are doing it to is really laid back.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn! She's fine! I'm about to straight goose that bitch! 

 [ "goose" ]

1: Increase. (Computer Science, Programming)

  * e.g.,  ... If you goose the timeout, it might delay it long enough to get the response.