" ding-dong "

 [ "ding-dong" ]

1: A more proper way of telling someone they are a complete fucking idiot. Commonly said with a short rap on one's own head for emphasis.

  * e.g.,  ... That screen door was closed and you walked right through it, you ding-dong! 

 [ "ding-dong" ]

2: Used in situations where sayign the words "complete fucking idiot" may get you in trouble, such as school.

 [ "ding-dong" ]

1: the part of you thats near ur waist, its also the body part that gets hella hard.

  * e.g.,  ... Friend: hey friend, whats going up in your pants 

 [ "ding-dong" ]

1: The sound a doorbell makes.

  * e.g.,  ... The shiny doorbell went ding-dong. 

 [ "ding-dong" ]

1: a person who makes statements that lack common sense.

  * e.g.,  ... Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, The Situation, Belinda Barbosa, Sarah Imhoff are all ding-dongs! 

 [ "ding-dong" ]

2: DO NOT GET IT CONFUSED WITH A DUMB-DUMB.

 [ "ding-dong" ]

1: Synonymous with Jeremy. Also, police officers who play call of duty.

  * e.g.,  ... That ding-dong is good at WZ! Jeremy? 

 [ "Ding Dong!" ]

1: An exclamation of excitement for something gone right.

  * e.g.,  ... Adam: Hey, that bartender gave us free beers! 

 [ "Ding Dong" ]

1: The penal area of a man's genitalia

  * e.g.,  ... Ohhh you touch my tralala, hmmm my ding ding dong.... 

 [ "ding dong" ]

1: A city in Texas:

  * e.g.,  ... G: I live in Ding Dong 

 [ "ding dong" ]

2: Ding Dong, Texas

  * e.g.,  ... D: fag... 

 [ "Ding Dong" ]

1: Ding Dong!!! The sound the door bell makes (Sounds 100 times louder when it's your parents at the door) An idiot similar to a jerk off (An ignorant dick wad, not someone who masturbates excessively)

  * e.g.,  ... Ding dong! You:oh no its.... Your parents:Hi sweetie!!! Look at Mark...Shoving a firecracker up his arse....What a ding dong 

 [ "Ding Dong" ]

1: 1: The sound a doorbell makes.

  * e.g.,  ... ohh u touch my talala. mmmm my ding ding dong. 

 [ "Ding Dong" ]

2: 2: A man's penis, also known as a dick, cock, and talala.