" clang "

 [ "clang" ]

1: The coolest, most awesome and righteous person or thing. Nobody or no thing is better or ever will be.

  * e.g.,  ... "Clint is the most clang dude I've ever met. Not like Ramon or Joe--they'll never be clang!" 

 [ "clang" ]

1: When someone tries to be funny, but they fail, clang is said.

  * e.g.,  ... Failure: Your mum's so fat that she takes up two facebook profiles Person: CLANG! 

 [ "clang" ]

1:  A slang term used for robot sex or porn, coming from the sound of machines banging.

  * e.g.,  ...  Two robots made clang noises as they had sex with each other. 

 [ "clang" ]

2:  A compiler front end for the LLVM compiler. It was developed by Apple and later became integrated with the LLVM compiler, leading to LLVM being called LLVM/Clang as well.

  * e.g.,  ...  I use LLVM/Clang on my Linux box, GCC is too bloated. 

 [ "clang" ]

1: the wealthiest homeless person on the street.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn, that clang got a sweet refrigerator box to live in! 

 [ "clang" ]

1: When a DJ has an especially bad mix, making the bassline go out of sync and "clang."

  * e.g.,  ... Dj Sy can scratch the shit out of that wax, but DAMN was that mix full of clang. 

 [ "clang" ]

1: A really long, large, protruding clit that looks like a mini-cock. A combination of the words 'clit' and 'wang'

  * e.g.,  ... She really shouldn't wear that bikini, it shows off her massive clang 

 [ "CLANG CLANG CLANG" ]

1: A joke name for porn involving one or more mechanical robots; mostly Transformers or Gundams. It derived from an Optimus/Megatron comic that, during the sex scene, made the sound effects "CLANG CLANG CLANG" and has been an internet meme on /m/ ever since.

  * e.g.,  ... /m/an #1: Can I have your CLANG CLANG CLANG folder? Especially the stuff with Dolores and Guncannon-tan." 

 [ "Clang Clang Clang" ]

1: Refill, please

  * e.g.,  ... Costumer: Clang Clang Clang Waitress: coming right up 

 [ "clang clang clang" ]

1: Otherwise known as the gay test. Go up to a boy and say "Clang clang clang!" If he answers with "Went the trolley!" and a big smile, then yeah...he's probably gay.

  * e.g.,  ... Lauren wanted to prove that just because Jimmy was bisexual, he was still interested in her. Unfortunately, the clang clang clang came up positive. 

 [ "Clang" ]

1: The sound made when hitting two (or more) Olympic medals together during sexual intercourse between athletes.

  * e.g.,  ... There's going to be a lot of clanging this year in Sochi. Let's clang!