" happen "

 [ "happen" ]

1: /ˈhæpən/ Show Spelled Pronunciation hap-uhn

  * e.g.,  ... Casually: 

 [ "happen" ]

2: –verb (used without object) to ejaculate; to cum;jizz.

  * e.g.,  ... Jordan: "I was taking a stroll in the park when I happened upon this girl." 

 [ "happen" ]

1: the verb in the idiom "something to happen (to a person)" meaning "(of a person) to experience death or some other misfortune; a euphemism"

  * e.g.,  ... If something were to happen to my husband, how would we make ends meet? 

 [ "happen" ]

1: For something to become real, typically an event. Often used in phrases of the form "What happened to (noun phrase)?", or "Would you happen to know (something)?"

  * e.g.,  ... "I was totally fine until this whole mess happened." 

 [ "happen" ]

1: (Alkaloid slang) vi. to do life as a performance piece. to collaborate artistically or spend social time. to be romantically involved with. n. a performance, party or other event

  * e.g.,  ... "Keep happenin' scout." 

 [ "It happens" ]

1: It's a more socially acceptable version of "shit happens".

  * e.g.,  ... 1)"My girlfriend just broke up with me" 

 [ "It happens" ]

2: It can be used to:

  * e.g.,  ... It happens. 

 [ "It happens" ]

3: 1)express condolences for someone's situation without offering any apologetic words.

  * e.g.,  ... 2)"I'm not looking forward to this physics test tomorrow" 

 [ "It happens" ]

4: 2)respond to a future problems that shows a sense of sadness/aggression towards it, but in a way without trying to complain

  * e.g.,  ... It happens. 

 [ "It happens" ]

5: 3)to shrug off a one's own, or someone else's, minor annoyance

  * e.g.,  ... 3)"I think the cafeteria is out of milk. (Ehh, it happens)" 

 [ "It happens" ]

6: 4)substitute for an actual response, while still continuing the conversation

  * e.g.,  ... It happens. 

 [ "That Happened" ]

1: Phrase said after something strange or weird has occurred in your presence

  * e.g.,  ... Well that happened 

 [ "Happener" ]

1: Modern hippy hipster types who actually accomplish tasks of great magnitude and worth. A happener, much like our modern definition of a hipster, does have certain interests in counter culture lifestyle and the various accouterments that go along with such. The marked difference between a hipster (being frankly the modern version of the hippie or renaissance person), is that happeners are always involved in some great events. Happeners are the hero's of the universe. May statues be built in their honor.

  * e.g.,  ... Did you see how intensely that woman back there was involved with her artwork, she was a total happener. 

 [ "it happens" ]

1: a phrase said after u do something stupid or something happens to you. usually used by one of your friends made popular by tom marchin

  * e.g.,  ... Garrett stepped in a big pile of dog shit and said fuck, so tom said "it happens" 

 [ "The Happening" ]

1: The worst film ever made, written directed by lame arse director M. Night Shaylaman. The idea isn't that bad but the ending explained nothing and looked as if it had been finished in 10 minutes in the pub on the last day of filming.

  * e.g.,  ... "The Happening is probably the worst film ever made" George Lucas 

 [ "The Happening" ]

1: A waste of money and your life.

  * e.g.,  ... We went to a amish party it was still better than the happening