" clogs "

 [ "clogs" ]

1: See "Clog"

 [ "Clogging" ]

1: A type of dance in which the dancer wears taps on thier feet. Usually on the downbeat of the music and closly related to tap dancing.

  * e.g.,  ... Clogger: "man my feet hurt, I just got done clogging and those MJ's are tricky. 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A pedestrian who monopolizes shared walkways with complete inconsideration of others. Most often used to describe the following: a lackadaisical walker who blocks other, more agile, pedestrians from getting to where they need to go; one of a larger group of lunchtime strollers who think it's cute to walk shoulder-to-shoulder, five or six in a row, on a busy city sidewalk.

  * e.g.,  ... Don't these clogs know what it means to walk single file? 

 [ "Clog" ]

1: Clog is a code word for rape.

  * e.g.,  ... Damn she’s so hot I want to clog her so bad 

 [ "Clogging" ]

1: Wearing the sickest wooden clogs with pride, clog your way around everywhere while clonking the clogs as cloggily as possible! Remember Clogging is the new craze!

  * e.g.,  ... Wow have you ever seen a clogger, clogging around as cloggily as that! Clogging hell! 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

  * e.g.,  ... Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs. 

 [ "Clogged" ]

1: When a male has to pee really bad and as he walks into a bathroom to pee he can't make himself pee because of pressure from other people in the bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... Lloyd Banks: So ya feel better now 50? 50 Cent: Nah man I got clogged! Imma need some privacy. Lloyd Banks: Dang it! Then go behind a bush! 50 Cent: Ok... 

 [ "clog" ]

1: A strang lump of wood that you strap to your foot in order to walk through tulips... (or maybe float should you fall in a canal smashed out of your face on Heineken and Purple Haze) looks a bit like an old cheese?

  * e.g.,  ... Those Dutch are so stoned! They wear clogs man!!  

 [ "Clog" ]

1: timeclova but clog

  * e.g.,  ... YO ITS CLOG 

 [ "Clog" ]

1: To beat someone with a wooden shoe. Mostly used as a joke when your friend does something stupid.

  * e.g.,  ... “I’m going to clog you” “I’m clogging you” “I’m going to clog you to death”