" interferences "

 [ "interfere" ]

1: To smash between both. Inserting nose in someone's personal matters

  * e.g.,  ... John: what she Did speak to you. Me: why do you interfere 

 [ "ass interference" ]

1: the despicable act of intruding on or otherwise impeding another person's pursuit of ass; a.k.a cockblocking

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey man, that's ass interference. 15 yard penalty." 

 [ "run interference" ]

1: to protect someone esle from the attention or criticism due for a particular activity; To help someone in the performance of a task, but not directly assisting in the task.

  * e.g.,  ... a:"How am I gonna get these Playboys into the house while mom's there?" 

 [ "run interference" ]

2:  From American Football where certain players are detailed to prevent the opposing team from tackling the palyer with the ball, by interfering with them.

  * e.g.,  ...  b:"You go round the kitchen door, I'll run interference by showing her the job I did on the lawn" 

 [ "run interference" ]

1: originating from football, to attract attention to yourself or throw yourself into harm's way to help out a friend.

  * e.g.,  ... your ex just got here - you leave out the back and i'll run interference. 

 [ "Pass Interference" ]

1: When you're about to make a flirty, kind of douchey comment (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

  * e.g.,  ... I was gonna tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference. 

 [ "Pass Interference" ]

1: When your about to make a douchey flirty comment with a girl (aka making pass) and your conscience interferes.

  * e.g.,  ... I was about to tell her she was hot like a volcano taco, but then I experienced pass interference. 

 [ "wave interference" ]

1: So two hotties are waving hands at each other. Their hands are 1 inch apart. My flesh hammer is in between their hands, loving it.

  * e.g.,  ... "Hey Jessica!" 

 [ "to run interference" ]

1: helping a friend get laid by entertaining her annoying friend, at any cost

  * e.g.,  ... Ryan was trying to get into beautiful Tiffany's pants, but her fat and annoying best friend was cock-blocking him, so I ran interference on the bitch. 

 [ "Running Interference" ]

1: Entertaining the obligatory fat chick in every group of hot chicks so your boys can get a piece off her friends.

  * e.g.,  ... I ran interference last weekend and my bed still doesn't smell right. 

 [ "cosmic interference" ]

1: Cases of Extreme Luck or Bad Luck. above sheer coincidence or average chance, something on par with Final Destination or a Miracle. its Cosmic Interference

  * e.g.,  ... Was in first place in Mario Cart. but got hit by not just one but three shells in a row and fell all the way to last place. it must have been Cosmic Interference