" handicaps "

 [ "handicapable" ]

1: A term that many disabled people actually hate, that is a cutesy euphemism for disabled.

  * e.g.,  ... Nondisabled person: We don't say disabled. People like you are handicapable. 

 [ "handicaped" ]

1: Someone with a handicap that he/she thinks he/she can fly like super(wo)man.

  * e.g.,  ... You are handicaped. 

 [ "Handicapped" ]

1:  To describe someone with a disability

  * e.g.,  ... Christopher Reeves became handicapped after his crash 

 [ "Handicapped" ]

2:  To desribe one who cant do simple things properly

  * e.g.,  ...  Gina is so handicapped because she cant even kick a ball properly 

 [ "handicapable" ]

1: Someone who is crippled or handicapped but takes offense at those terms and prefers "handicapable."

  * e.g.,  ... Adam tore his Achilles tendon and can't walk, but thinks he can. He says he's not handicapped, he claims to be handicapable. 

 [ "handicap" ]

1: Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

  * e.g.,  ... Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do. 

 [ "handicap" ]

1: Used to insult someone who acts like a retard. Can be used in place of moron, idiot, or retard.

  * e.g.,  ... Joe crashed his bike like a handicap. 

 [ "handicapped It" ]

1: To have sex in a vacant handicap bathroom.

  * e.g.,  ... Yesterday Sarah and I went to the new Bond movie. It sucked, so half way threw we handicapped it.  

 [ "handicap" ]

1: to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

  * e.g.,  ... I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour. 

 [ "handicap" ]

1: Anyone caught dribbling, falling over or making stupid noises can be labelled a handicap.

  * e.g.,  ... Ha that boy just fell over and dribbled on his hand, he sure is a handicap! 

 [ "handicap" ]

2: e.g. eminem, fifty cent, and ja rule, however they disguise there noises under the term, garage music, or R 'n' B, or "rap"

 [ "Socially handicapped" ]

1: People who are socially handicapped feel uncomfortable in social situations, or they have never learned to interact with others in appropriate ways.

  * e.g.,  ... My friend Amon is socially handicapped.