" chains "

 [ "No chain" ]

1: When something is easy to accompish or takes little effort, when it should be hard

  * e.g.,  ... SammyA "Yo bruv, i need to pick up me dole, but the queue is large!" 

 [ "No chain" ]

2: Originally from cycling when it appears you can cycle with no effort, i.e there is 'no chain' needed to turn the pedals

  * e.g.,  ... Ed McD "No chain player, the lady works on the desk, i'll hook you up" 

 [ "chaining" ]

1: Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

  * e.g.,  ... "I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory." 

 [ "chaining" ]

2: As a verb: to chain

  * e.g.,  ... John: Did you get that report done? 

 [ "The Chain" ]

1: Some one whos a the chain wears a chain all the time. They are very rich

  * e.g.,  ... That person is the chain 

 [ "In Chains" ]

1: To be pussy whipped.

  * e.g.,  ... "Oh man Liam H and I were going to hang out but then his bitch girlfriend ally said he wasn't allowed too." 

 [ "In Chains" ]

2: On a short rope

  * e.g.,  ... "Wow damn hes fucking in chains 

 [ "In Chains" ]

3: Having a girlfriend that wears the pants

 [ "chain" ]

1: Modern definition: Bling worn around the neck, often made of gold, silver, or platinum. Featured in a Jibbs song.

  * e.g.,  ... "Do your chain hang low  

 [ "chain" ]

2: Traditional definition: Metal links that are locked together to make a strong and flexible line. Chains are typically used for anchors and other places where high loads may be exerted on the line, particularly in large vessels.

  * e.g.,  ... do it wobble to da flo  

 [ "Chain" ]

1: A rapper's source of power. The sunlight to his birdman. Without a chain of platinum/gold/diamonds/bones, a rapper sloses his ability to drop tight flows over phat beats. The is an absolute necessity, and its importance should not be taken lightly.

  * e.g.,  ... Ludacris once said, "Some people ask why there's a skull on my chain, it's 'cause I LOVE gettin' head." 

 [ "chained" ]

1: To be doing something because you don't have any other choice, or because you are too meek and let someone else make choices for you.

  * e.g.,  ... Bob is chained to terrible soap operas every night because his wife always insists they watch them. 

 [ "chain" ]

1: a unit of currency equivalent to ten racks or $60,000 USD

  * e.g.,  ... Yo that bot spent three chains on his new whip and crashed it as soon as he backed it out. God damn. 

 [ "chaining" ]

1: Following related links on websites like Wikipedia or YouTube after you look something up until you end up on something completely unrelated to what you were initially looking for.

  * e.g.,  ... "I went to look up the Columbia shuttle disaster but after an hour of chaining I somehow ended up on Elizabeth Bathory." 

 [ "chaining" ]

2: As a verb: to chain

  * e.g.,  ... John: Did you get that report done? 

 [ "Chain" ]

1: A chain is a unit of length; it measures 66 feet. The chain in wildland firefighting is used as the measure of the rate of spread in chains per hour. It is also used a lot by the USDA Forest Service by hand crews to see how far they have dug line or how far they have to go.

  * e.g.,  ... "How much farther are we going?" "About 4 chains." (264 ft.) "The wildland fire is spreading at 40 chains an hour." (2640 ft. or 1/2 a mile in 1 hour)